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Artie Lange

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I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust.


— Artie Lange


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It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world.


— Artie Lange


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Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that.


— Artie Lange


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The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.


— Artie Lange


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Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.


— Artie Lange


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When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.


— Artie Lange


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When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you could be really honest and open, almost like Richard Pryor or something. You can be honest about your life and get laughs.


— Artie Lange


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However Lange announced on an early November 2006 Stern Show that they were again together to some extent but that the situation was a mystery even to him. [citation needed] Lange was threatened with legal action by producers of Beer League if he failed to show up for the first day of shooting which led him to secure a home visit from a doctor who prescribed Subutex to alleviate his dependency. Too Fat to Fish USO tour and Jack and Coke (2008–2009)
In June 2008 Lange embarked on a comedy tour he named "Operation Mirth" with the United Service Organizations to entertain the U.

(born October 11 1967) is an American actor comedian and radio personality best known for his tenures with the The Howard Stern Show and the comedy sketch series MADtv. He co-wrote produced and starred in his film Artie Lange's Beer League in 2006 and co-wrote with Anthony Bozza the book Too Fat to Fish in 2008 which entered The New York Times Best Seller list at number one. In 2011 Lange returned to radio with Nick DiPaolo to co-host The Nick & Artie Show.

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