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    Art Buchwald

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    The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo. ↗


    — Art Buchwald

    #automobile #buffalo #dangerous #everyone #him

    The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water. ↗


    — Art Buchwald

    #like #mixed #powder #tastes #water

    This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security. ↗


    — Art Buchwald

    #again #celebrate #homeland #homeland security #i

    I worship the quicksand he walks in. ↗


    — Art Buchwald

    #quicksand #walks #worship

    Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. ↗


    — Art Buchwald

    #got #only #only time #time #times

    Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television? ↗


    — Art Buchwald

    #ever #person #rich #rich person #seen






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    Titled "Paris After Dark" it was filled with scraps of offbeat information about Parisian nightlife. From October 1942 to October 1945 he served with the Marines as part of the 4th Marine Aircraft Wing.

    Buchwald was also known for the Buchwald v. His column focused on political satire and commentary. The case was the subject of a 1992 book Fatal Subtraction: The Inside Story of Buchwald v.

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