Art Buchwald

Whether it is the best of times or the worst of times, it is the only time we have. ↗

— Art Buchwald

#present #art

The best things in life aren't things. ↗

— Art Buchwald

#art

Dinner is not what you do in the evening before something else. Dinner is the evening. ↗

— Art Buchwald

#food #art

A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it. ↗

— Art Buchwald

#american #bad #breakdown #everyone #frenchman

If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it. ↗

— Art Buchwald

#enough #establishment #hard #long #make

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it. ↗

— Art Buchwald

#anymore #anything #doing #itself #make

Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was. ↗

— Art Buchwald

#comes #ebb #every #every time #hit

I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team. ↗

— Art Buchwald

#enough #get #i #i always #into

Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before. ↗

— Art Buchwald

#before #haven #in the past #off #past

Television has a real problem. They have no page two. ↗

— Art Buchwald

#problem #real #real problem #television #two