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April Winchell

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I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning.


— April Winchell


#day #down #i #i remember #lying

I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage.


— April Winchell


#advantage #afraid #give #give me #i

Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we?


— April Winchell


#get #ourselves #playing #shall #stop

My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have to throw it out.


— April Winchell


#day #every #every day #i #out

Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven.


— April Winchell


#children #christmas #dead #everything #fit

Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.


— April Winchell


#bags #garbage #hands #head #i

The theme of the party was Neverland Ranch, so guests were asked to come as anyone or anything associated with Michael Jackson. It was all very disturbing.


— April Winchell


#anything #asked #associated #come #disturbing






About April Winchell

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Did you know about April Winchell?

Winchell portrayed the "Glendale Federal Bank" lady – a cranky cynical customer mollified by the service at her new bank – in a series of highly successful radio commercials which Winchell wrote and directed herself. Subsequent to the end of this program in November 2002 April Winchell appeared semi-regularly on the Ask Mr. This weekend program aired for three years and enjoyed the fastest growing audience in the history of the station.

She was born in New York City the daughter of ventriloquist voice actor and comedian the late Paul Winchell.

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