Ann Landers

Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat. ↗

— Ann Landers

#ever #his #nobody #own #sweat

At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other. ↗

— Ann Landers

#every #go #go home #home #kinds

The Lord gave us two ends - one to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most. ↗

— Ann Landers

#ends #gave #lord #most #other

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. ↗

— Ann Landers

#drink #drown #how #knows #people

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. ↗

— Ann Landers

#disguised #hard #hard work #most #opportunities

Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. ↗

— Ann Landers

#admiration #conclusive #dog #evidence #know

You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat. ↗

— Ann Landers

#guy #like #need #needs #throat

The trouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven't thought of yet. ↗

— Ann Landers

#haven #may #say #something #talking

Too many people today know the price of everything and the value of nothing. ↗

— Ann Landers

#know #many #nothing #people #price

I advise keeping four feet on the floor and all hands on deck. ↗

— Ann Landers

#deck #feet #floor #four #hands