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    Andy Rooney

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    Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. ↗


    — Andy Rooney

    #done #easier #lot #make #most

    I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting. ↗


    — Andy Rooney

    #arranged #arranging #buy #carefully #chef

    If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. ↗


    — Andy Rooney

    #around #else #mean #really #you

    The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. ↗


    — Andy Rooney

    #anytime #chance #get #getting #probability

    Death is a distant rumor to the young. ↗


    — Andy Rooney

    #distant #rumor #young

    Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens. ↗


    — Andy Rooney

    #depends #happens #how #life #more

    If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. ↗


    — Andy Rooney

    #dogs #fun #lot #out #owning

    I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you. ↗


    — Andy Rooney

    #get #happen #happened #i #just

    People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe. ↗


    — Andy Rooney

    #agree #already #believe #facts #generally

    The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing - the opening a wonderfully joyous moment. ↗


    — Andy Rooney

    #bring #closing #comfort #conversely #door






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    Remarks on Kurt Cobain's suicide
    In a 1994 segment Rooney attracted controversy with his remarks on Kurt Cobain's suicide. Also in 2008 when Barack Obama was elected president of the United States Rooney applauded the fact that "the citizens of this country 80 percent of whom are white freely chose to elect a black man as their leader simply because they thought he was the best choice. g.

    He died one month later on November 4 2011 at age 92. His final regular appearance on 60 Minutes aired October 2 2011. He was most notable for his weekly broadcast "A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney" a part of the CBS News program 60 Minutes from 1978 to 2011.

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