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    Alvah Bessie

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    Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle. ↗


    — Alvah Bessie

    #beard #had #maybe #she #uncle

    So, my sweetheart back home writes to me and wants to know what this gal in Bombay's got that she hasn't got. So I just write back to her and says, Nothin', honey. Only she's got it here. ↗


    — Alvah Bessie

    #bombay #gal #got #hasn #her

    That's what the cat said to the canary when he swallowed him - 'You'll be all right.' ↗


    — Alvah Bessie

    #cat #him #right #said #swallowed

    When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches. ↗


    — Alvah Bessie

    #expect #got #monkeys #some #you






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    E. In his family biography Rare Birds: An American Family (University Press of Kentucky 2001) Dan Bessie notes that Alvah was related to some highly successful entrepreneurs: he was father-in-law of well-known 1960s poster artist Wes Wilson husband of Alvah's daughter Eva and a brother-in-law (through his first wife Mary) of famous advertising executive Leo Burnett.

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