Allan Carr

I went to Montreal. My first gig went very badly. They just weren't laughing at anything. I found out they were a load of Christians, and it was a gig to raise money for a new church roof. ↗

— Allan Carr

#badly #christians #church #first #found

I'd love to do acting, but it'd definitely have to be comedy. I can't do serious. It's completely beyond me. ↗

— Allan Carr

#beyond #comedy #completely #definitely #i

I've met Nicole Kidman, Elton John, loads of people. ↗

— Allan Carr

#elton john #i #john #loads #met

If you go on stage with the wrong attitude, or something in your performance is off, you can lose an audience in the first minute. That first minute is crucial. ↗

— Allan Carr

#audience #crucial #first #go #lose

It's Charley's Aunt and The Odd Couple rolled into one. ↗

— Allan Carr

#charley #couple #into #odd #rolled

We had our first meeting yesterday, and we just laughed all the way through, so if we can bottle that, then I'll be happy. We just get on, and that's half the battle. ↗

— Allan Carr

#be happy #bottle #first #get #had