Alan Patrick Herbert

Let's find out what everyone is doing, And then stop everyone from doing it. ↗

— Alan Patrick Herbert

#everyone #find #out #stop #then

A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso. ↗

— Alan Patrick Herbert

#kind #looks #person #picasso #sausage

If nobody said anything unless he knew what he was talking about, a ghastly hush would descend upon the earth. ↗

— Alan Patrick Herbert

#anything #descend #earth #ghastly #hush

The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep. ↗

— Alan Patrick Herbert

#conception #cross #having #lack #living

The critical period in matrimony is breakfast-time. ↗

— Alan Patrick Herbert

#matrimony #period