Alan King

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers. ↗

— Alan King

#fighting #keeping #nature #strangers #us

Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? ↗

— Alan King

#banker #banks #chain #come #down

If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books. ↗

— Alan King

#about #books #buy #got #love

You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet. ↗

— Alan King

#fifteen #last #live #longer #spend