Adam Sandler

The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad. ↗

— Adam Sandler

#comedy #dad #ever #family #far

We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big. ↗

— Adam Sandler

#bought #feet #got #house #indoor

Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say! ↗

— Adam Sandler

#every #i #listen #microphone #say

Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy. ↗

— Adam Sandler

#girl #i #living #material #material world

When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them. ↗

— Adam Sandler

#always #colleges #feels #good #i

When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare. ↗

— Adam Sandler

#kid #parents #school #stare #stop

When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter. ↗

— Adam Sandler

#get #gig #i #me #panicked

When I'm around the kids I feel like I act the most grown-up just because you're supposed to. And I say things, like every other day, that remind me of my own parents. ↗

— Adam Sandler

#around #because #day #every #feel

When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close, in my head I'm saying to myself, Oh man, you gotta get off and be a normal person again. That's what I don't like so much. ↗

— Adam Sandler

#close #coming #get #gotta #head

When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing. ↗

— Adam Sandler

#did #happy #i #kids #laughing