Adam Sandler

Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I'd make one that I can't get yelled at for. ↗

— Adam Sandler

#end #figured #get #i #kids

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh. ↗

— Adam Sandler

#friends #i #i do #just #laugh

My father used to wear the same pants for like a week. ↗

— Adam Sandler

#like #pants #same #used #wear

My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that. ↗

— Adam Sandler

#embarrass #fuzzy #grandmother #hat #i

My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire. ↗

— Adam Sandler

#adam sandler #good-looking #i #multi-millionaire #name

My sisters are stronger and my brother's bigger than me. ↗

— Adam Sandler

#brother #me #sisters #stronger #than

Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot. ↗

— Adam Sandler

#bad mood #father #i #lot #mood

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things. ↗

— Adam Sandler

#big time #childhood #coming #friendship #funny

SNL is a home. You've got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it's a great time. ↗

— Adam Sandler

#got #great #great time #home #sisters

Sometimes you can't prioritise family and you feel guilty. ↗

— Adam Sandler

#feel #guilty #sometimes #you