A. Whitney Brown

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. ↗

— A. Whitney Brown

#humor

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. ↗

— A. Whitney Brown

#because #hate #i #i am #i love

I never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked it, because they always passed out plates of money at the end. ↗

— A. Whitney Brown

#religion #money

A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer. ↗

— A. Whitney Brown

#black #group #him #killed #lawyer

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait. ↗

— A. Whitney Brown

#bombs #find #high #high school #kuwait

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you. ↗

— A. Whitney Brown

#grace #humor #laughing #saving #saving grace

I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me. ↗

— A. Whitney Brown

#convoluted #exist #how #i #me

The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down. ↗

— A. Whitney Brown

#actually #down #happened #only #past

I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest. ↗

— A. Whitney Brown

#am #forest #frustrated #i #i am