A. P. Herbert

The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep. ↗

— A. P. Herbert

#admired #concept #dispute #lack #living

A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso. ↗

— A. P. Herbert

#picasso #sausage #someone #thinks #who

An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose. ↗

— A. P. Herbert

#enjoys #except #himself #never #noble

The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time. ↗

— A. P. Herbert

#critical #matrimony #period

People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament. ↗

— A. P. Herbert

#any #fun #here #must #parliament

I am sure that the party system is right and necessary. There must be some scum. ↗

— A. P. Herbert

#i #i am #must #necessary #party

The Englishman never enjoys himself except for a noble purpose. ↗

— A. P. Herbert

#enjoys #except #himself #never #noble

This high official, all allow, is grossly overpaid; there wasn't any Board, and now there isn't any Trade. ↗

— A. P. Herbert

#any #board #grossly #high #now