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Once, a man called and he wanted to sell me an abo for a newpaper. I told him that I was blind and not able to read. Then I insulted him and ask him why he's treating me like that. In the end, he cried and apologized.
Yeah, it was a lie but it's hilarious!


#blind   #newspaper   #caller   #hilarious   #lie  


When I was still with my ex, we never had time alone because everyone seems to always be home. So every little chance we get, we would be all up on each other.

One night, my sister and her boyfriend was taking him home (at the time, both of us doesn't drive yet). My sister has these big fluffy pillows that she keeps in the backseat of her car for decorations. I would put the pillow of my lap so that he could sneak his hand under and fingered me. I always made sure to wear shorts so that he would have easy access to my pussy. it really turned me on that we were doing this right behind their backs! And the pillow was big enough that I could spread my legs and they wouldn't even know.

So as they are arguing about something, he is fingering me under the pillow and it felt so good!! I remember trying not to moan. Sometimes, if I was brave enough, I would pretend to hug the other pillow so that he could touch my breast without them seeing. So one hand would be fingering me and the other would be squeezing my tits.

Although we are not together anymore, I still get horny whenever I think back about all the crazy things we did together.


#fingering   #pillows   #backseat  


Be careful what Church you choose & especially the preacher. Many people view Church as a club where they gossip about others. Then exclude others. Theres nothing wrong with going to Church. Just realize everyone else around you is very flawed too. Don’t let them judge you, or make you feel bad. They push gay children into suicide. Yet they will overeat, & many other things. I am very flawed. Everyone is. Love yourself as you are. Do not let any fucker make you hate yourself. We all sin. Especially me. Sometimes people like me. Then they meet me. I am more flawed than nearly any person you could meet. Very flawed. Don’t let me judge you. Don’t let anyone judge you. Don’t let your past destroy you. Don’t let what other people did to you destroy you. Fuck them. Love yourself. Never harm yourself. I love you. Forgive yourself. You sinned. We all do. It’s not worth dying over. Yes theres a Heaven. It can wait on you. Hold on everyday. Don’t let this world break you. But don’t look to me for guidance. I’m a total mess. We are all struggling to live in this world & survive. Forgive yourself for not being perfect. But never think you’d want to meet me. You would be extremely disappointed. I am sorry that I failed others. 😇


#sorrow   #forgiveness   #flaws   #flawed   #acceptance  


I married a much younger woman, and she knew about my sexual submission and addiction to total enclosure bondage, at the time, but said she didn't care. Well, after about a year, she put me into my leather strait-jacket, pulled up the attached hood, and hauled it viciously tight to my head and face, leaving me only two tiny nostril holes, and a small zipper across my mouth, sealed tight shut at the time, which reduced me to silence, with insufficient air for speaking. After checking the tightness of the buckles, she teased me into massive erection, and then calmly told me she was having an affair with Herb, next door. He was a younger, new divorcee, and not someone I liked a lot. Pushy, loud, aggressive, bit of a drinker, he just rubbed me the wrong way. In silent distress, I heard her say that Herb knew all about me, and while he "didn't like perverts" he was curious, and wanted to see "it" for himself. Just then the doorbell rang and Gretchen said "that'll be him! Don't go anywhere!" and went to the front door. A minute later Herb's unpleasant tones said "Fuckin' A!" with a hint of glee. He went on "Wow Greta, you weren't fucking kidding were you! And LOOK at the size of that thing! Man, he's really havin' fun isn't he!" She sniffed, and said icily "Him yes, me not so much!" Herb came close, and then his fat fingers seized my swollen balls and squeezed hard! "MMMMMMMMMFFFFFF!" was all I could manage. They both laughed. Then Gretchen said thoughtfully "you guys have never liked each other, have you? I know he thought you were loud and ignorant!" She sniggered evilly, and said "I gotta meet the girls - can you look after him while I'm gone?" He said coldly "Oh you better believe it, hon! I'll take REAL good care of him! He'll be really glad to see you, I guaran-damn-tee!" Soon as she was gone, he said menacingly Oh you in trouble now, asshole!" He twisted my balls painfully, yanking on them, as I writhed in agony. "Thing is, doofus - greta and me we're sort of close, and we think you should just become our slave, from now on! Do exactly what you're told, no exceptions, or punishment! Real punishment! Gonna be fun, shit-for-brains! At least for me! I'm gonna fuck you up so bad!"



After 18 years having sex, and 14 years of being married my husband started having me kneel in the shower or tub and after he cums in my mouth he pees on me. Two days ago, and again today he takes me fully clothed to the tub or shower, and I blow him, and he pees all over me while I have my clothes on.
I have got to say I actually like it. It's like when I started having anal sex with him, I thought it was horribly dirty and the doing something dirty part is what gets me off. I am starting to enjoy him peeing on me.


#gs   #ws  


I confess that I beat someone up last year because I thought he was a zombie.
Drowsy and half asleep, I was walking to the trash bins, outside of my house around 2 am in the morning. I threw my trash in the bin and then I heard some strange noises right behind me. Someone scuffled and groaned like a zombie. Before I even thought about it, I punched this guy in the face and kicked him in the balls. He then screamed and ran away. It was a homeless guy probably asking for money or food or something.


#zombie   #drowsy   #trash   #strange   #funny   #confession  


My name is David (I am male as you can assume) and I am not ashamed to say that I like to watch girly movies and TV shows. Just recently, I started watching Sex and the City and Grey's Anatomy.
I also like Friends, Private Practice and The Vampire Diaries.


#male   #tv   #shows   #girly   #movies   #confession  


As kids me and my brother always hid the poop of our dogs in the newspapers of our neighbours.


#dog   #poop   #newspaper   #funny   #kids  


when I was 14 I started fucking a 54 year old neighbor. We've been fucking for about 8 years, I finally around 17 got a girlfriend but still fucked the old lady down the street. I'm on the 5th steady girlfriend, and about the 25th girl I'd fucked and I'm still fucking the now 62 year old. She lets me do anything I want to her, and at the same time taught me how to please a woman, so my girlfriends have always been very satisfied sexually. The thing is she used to leave the bathroom door open and usually smoked while doing her business, both kinds of business. I started liking the smell, both of the cigarette and urine and even the other. Seeing her naked on the toilet was a real turnon for some reason.
I got to where I let her watch me, then she would lay out some plastic on the bathroom floor, later the living floor, and she'd get over me, and start going pee and poo on my belly, or I on hers. Then she'd take me in her pussy or her ass and lay on me with it all spreading on us both and I'd fuck her until I came. Sometimes she sits on my cock and smokes a cigarette with the poo and pee on us both. For some reason I found this kind of play very arousing and I still like it. I can't bring myself to ask my girlfriends to smoke while blowing me, much less fucking me, or to let me even watch them on the toilet much less do what she does to me. I'm 22 and hopelessly lost in a fetish and don't know how to even admit it to a girl, much less find one that is also into this type of play. I totally understand that most people are super super super turned off by this, but . . . I'm lost.


#ws   #bs   #smoking  


I am a 13 year old girl, Caucasian, 5'3 and I self harm. I have been feeling the urge to self harm lately, I've been clean of self harm for two months now but since Friday when these girls began to point out all of my flaws and laugh at me... I broke.

My family doesn't know about it and I still have my drawer of things I would use at my house: Razors, Needles, Pencil sharpeners and even fabric cutters.

If you're only on this website to make fun of people, just know that I could be someone you know. Be careful what you say to people


#bullying   #flaws   #careful  


I saw my girlfriend coming out of the tub and I bent her over and had sex with her as the tub drained. Then I knelt her down and pissed on her. I told her not to move, to just take it. She did! Even opened her mouth for some of it.
I really liked pissing on her naked body. Now I want to piss on her while she's clothed, then lay her on the floor and fuck her while she's all pissy. She said OK


#ws   #pee  



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