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My friends and I love to crash house parties and there are A LOT where we live. We usually get quite hammered and dick around - it is always great fun. I also usually ends with one of most of us puking and throwing up. When I do, I like to do it on the carpet(s). When I am done, I turn them around, so it will not be noticed at first.
It is hilarious to watch when the host(s) notices and I when they have to clean it up afterwards.
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So I have a thing for messing around with and cumming on girls while they are sleeping my first and only experience doing this so far was with my best friend amanda. She lives in Washington and I was visiting from Alaska. Well we went out and got totally wasted went back to her place and past out I did finger her mutually in the cab ride home. Anyways I woke up sometime during the night hor NY as heck. So I started jerking off next to her then touching her tits. She was on her side facing away from me and I pulled her pants down and start rubbing my cock in her ass crack and she has the nicest thick bubble butt I've ever seen so I did this for awhile and went and got some lotion which made things alot smoother thenot I got her on her kneeson and started to put it in her ass got about half way in and she started to move so I stop then backed out till the head of my cock was about to pop out and went in only halfway again a few strokes then she pulled me out with her hand. So that was it. So I stopped trying to fuck her ass. I pulled up her shirt Sucker on her tits for awhile, while jerking off. Then i got on knees and jerked off over her until I blow probably the biggest load of my life all over her left side cheek. Fuck I was amazing. Then i cleaned her up and fell back asleep. Next morning just fine she didn't say anything and I left back to alaska.
Gas prices are actually crazy. I know it’s common to complain about them but damn. In California the gas station closest to me is almost at 7 bucks. It’s like they give no shits about raising the price because everyone else is. Makes me miss trump. Makes me hate California. Every time I drive I gotta stare at the gas tank and prepare to kiss 100 bucks goodbye. I remember the good old days when gas was still 4.75$ a gallon. Pretty sad when 4.75$ is considered cheap. I can’t give anybody rides anymore and I’m not trying to be an asshole but before the spike in price I’d drive a friend over an hour to a doctors appointment no problem. Never asked for gas money. Now if you want a ride up the road that will be a dollar lol. But for real fuck this gas issue.
#gas #prices #angry #mad #money #wasted #missingtrump #trump
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