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My friends and I love to crash house parties and there are A LOT where we live. We usually get quite hammered and dick around - it is always great fun. I also usually ends with one of most of us puking and throwing up. When I do, I like to do it on the carpet(s). When I am done, I turn them around, so it will not be noticed at first.
It is hilarious to watch when the host(s) notices and I when they have to clean it up afterwards.
#party #puking #alcohol #wasted #carpet #host #confession #funny
So I have a thing for messing around with and cumming on girls while they are sleeping my first and only experience doing this so far was with my best friend amanda. She lives in Washington and I was visiting from Alaska. Well we went out and got totally wasted went back to her place and past out I did finger her mutually in the cab ride home. Anyways I woke up sometime during the night hor NY as heck. So I started jerking off next to her then touching her tits. She was on her side facing away from me and I pulled her pants down and start rubbing my cock in her ass crack and she has the nicest thick bubble butt I've ever seen so I did this for awhile and went and got some lotion which made things alot smoother thenot I got her on her kneeson and started to put it in her ass got about half way in and she started to move so I stop then backed out till the head of my cock was about to pop out and went in only halfway again a few strokes then she pulled me out with her hand. So that was it. So I stopped trying to fuck her ass. I pulled up her shirt Sucker on her tits for awhile, while jerking off. Then i got on knees and jerked off over her until I blow probably the biggest load of my life all over her left side cheek. Fuck I was amazing. Then i cleaned her up and fell back asleep. Next morning just fine she didn't say anything and I left back to alaska.
My constant, sloth like state disgusts me. im a 17 year old male living in england currently and i hate myself. i hate my life. im constantly in a state of boredom, but im too lazy to do anything, im not at college because i cant be bothered having to try to achieve something, i was recently in a relationship with a girl who i thought i loved, but she wanted me to go out every day and i dont want to do that, im too lazy. i do not have a job, because i quite frankly cannot be arsed to go out and look. i dont know how to approach and talk to people in real life situations i spend most of my time playing games like league of legends to try and take my mind off of reality. i do nothing all day but eat, sleep and masterbate. sometimes i wish my family hated me, so i had a reason to feel so shit. i wish something traumatic happened to me as a child, i wish my parents abused me i wish a neighbor raped me or something to make me hate life, but no, my childhood was normal, i used to be normal. but now i cant stop this cycle of nothingness. i dont want to live, but i dont want to die. i dont want to die, i wish i had never been born in the first place. at least if i died and my family hated me then they would be happy i was gone, but they love me, and that makes existence so much harder. idk what im trying to say, i just wanted to vent. basically, im depressed, suicidal, and i dont have a reason for it which angers me to no end. im a disgusting waste of skin, im a waste of resources. im a disgusting human being. this life that was given to me by the lord, or whatever created us is being wasted. im a waste, why do i exist.
i am so so sorry for existing.
Gas prices are actually crazy. I know it’s common to complain about them but damn. In California the gas station closest to me is almost at 7 bucks. It’s like they give no shits about raising the price because everyone else is. Makes me miss trump. Makes me hate California. Every time I drive I gotta stare at the gas tank and prepare to kiss 100 bucks goodbye. I remember the good old days when gas was still 4.75$ a gallon. Pretty sad when 4.75$ is considered cheap. I can’t give anybody rides anymore and I’m not trying to be an asshole but before the spike in price I’d drive a friend over an hour to a doctors appointment no problem. Never asked for gas money. Now if you want a ride up the road that will be a dollar lol. But for real fuck this gas issue.
#gas #prices #angry #mad #money #wasted #missingtrump #trump
When I'm done eating my food and there is still some food left I usually throw it away.
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