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A small view on my work I did last week:

-> on the internet for private purpose: 75 %
-> show non-existing interest in other people: 3 %
-> drink coffee: 15 %
-> inform my boss on non-existing process: 1 %
-> chat with colleagues via Whats App: 5 %
-> do my actual work: 1%

#lazy   #view   #work   #week   #internet  

I am currently looking for a new job and I've had some interviews in the last few weeks. I lied in my CV and said that I can speak Suaheli fluently. It is such a rare language that I am certain no one will find out that I am not able to speak it, but it looks pretty impressive on the application.

#lying   #lie   #secret   #language   #rare   #cv   #interview   #job  

5 minutes before my brother had his job interview, I dropped all of my Fahrenheit perfume over him on purpose. After he got out of the interview I innocently asked him how it was going.
He got the job.

#job   #interview   #perfume   #evil   #purpose   #confession