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2 months ago, I left the church. After that, my phone fell into the toilet, I crashed my car, someone stole my purse, I have a nasty rash on my bum and I gained 3 pounds.
Now I'm thinking about going back in.
I mixed up my depressants with my laxative and I now have to go to the toilet every few minutes, it's terrible! :(
Please release me from this! :(
#depressants #laxative #toilet #terrible #confession #embarrassing
I just sold my start up company for A LOT really A LOT of money. As soon as my consultant called me to tell me that the seller signed the contract, I went to my bank and got a 1000 backnote (I live in Switzerland). Afterwards I went home and on the toilet and I cleaned my butt with this money.
I am sorry I did something arrogant but I wanted to do that for a very long time.
The most difficult thing for me has always been constipation. Ever since I was little, I had a hard time going to the bathroom to poop and would spend a solid half hour or more trying to push it out.
Pooping is one of the things that I have always feared doing because it was painful every time I tried. There have been occasions when I was so constipated that when I finally did poop, there was blood. Not every time but sometimes.
When I needed to poop, I would bite down on something such as a towel, book, etc. in order to avoid screaming and alarming everyone in the house. Since it was related to poop, I usually did everything I could to conceal the fact that I was having such problems since I did not want to explain to my mother that I have had problems shitting for years.
My mother eventually took notice and was concerned. It was not until I was trying to poop one day that my mother came in the bathroom and saw me squatting over the toilet. After I finished shitting, my mom and I had a long discussion about how long this had been going on for and why I hadn't told anyone so we could have the issue resolved. My response to her question was "I was embarrassed," so my mom began researching and making remedies to soften up my shit.
Despite trying various home remedies, including prune juice and castor oil, she ended up seeing a doctor who prescribed laxatives for me. There is no doubt that those things worked. To this day I still have constipation issues, but overall, I've gotten much better without using laxatives.
Since I've gotten older, I've realized that people have natural issues with constipation and I'm not the only one in the world who has them. I used to be so ashamed to tell people about it in situations where there was no other choice.
To anyone facing the same situation, here is some advice. It is very important to speak up about your constipation so you can get the medical help you need. Constipation can lead to other serious health issues, so don't feel ashamed about talking about it.
Regardless of how annoying it might be, everyone shits, so if they judge you because you have shitting issues, may they one day experience constipation to better understand how you feel.
Thanks for reading
P.S. If you experience constipation, learn from my mistakes and best of luck on your journey
#embarrasing #shittyadventures #toilet #tissue #poop #constipation
I save money by re-using toilet paper coffee filters and underwear. I wear this underwear for two weeks now, it's still clean enough, why bothering?
I just licked over a toilet seat in the company I work for. Really don't know why I did it but I just did it.
I don't know how I should feel now.
That was weird.
#toilet #seat #lick #tongue #work #company #disgusting #unclean #confess
Last night, I had a weird dream about toilets and bathrooms and stuff like that. I don't wanna talk about it in detail but I dreamt that I had to pee very urgently but I couldn't find a toilet, so I decided to pee behind a parking car.
In my dream, I peed behind this car.
In reality, I peed my pants.
In bed.
My boyfriend right next to me.
He woke me up because he felt something wet on his legs.
In our house is only one toilet but we are 5 people. So it happens from time to time that the toilet is occupied for a longer time; If I have to go very urgently, I often take a bowl out of the kitchen and do my business in this bowl. Because of the smell I put it in one of my closets and it can happen that I forget about it until I open that closet again.
When im really horny and the campus is less crowded, i go into the bathrooms and lick the toilets and urinals. One time there was a pube in the urinal and i sucked on it for my whole next class. I also like to lick the floor under the urinals, they are always loaded with piss.
My room is right next to our bathroom. Everytime someone goes to the toilet I can hear them. My dad is a very loud and long pee-er, my mother makes a lot of pauses in between and my little sister can't pee without pooping.
I keep diary about their bathroom habits. Maybe they need it some time. You can't know.
Now, I can say who's on the toilet just by listening.
Last night, I had a very weird dream.
I was at my aunt's birthday party when I noticed that I urgently needed to go on the toilet but in the whole building I was not able to find a restroom. The problem was that I didn't need to pee but to empty my intestine.
Don't remember much unfortunately but when I woke up I ... already emptied my gut, next to my almost-boyfriend. We were hooking up but of cource he saw what I did and rushed off.
Oh gosh, this was the most embarrassing moment in my life!!!!
#dream #party #toilet #restroom #intestine #gut #embarrassing #confession
Honestly when I (19/f) am horny, even I have no idea what I'll be into. I genuinely think I'm so desperate that I will do just about anything right now to get fucked, by anyone at all. Last night got weird, though, even for me.
So I was coming home from a spring break trip and we stopped halfway. This whole trip I've been thinking how much I want someone, anyone, to just fuck me silly. Everywhere I went, I must have pictured myself in so many different positions, on top, against the wall, from behind...and in tonnes of places, too. I was travelling with someone, though, who would have freaked if I'd gone off anywhere, and they're not someone I can tell, "Sorry, but that dick/pussy/etc was calling to me." Add that to my crippling self-esteem issues and you've got the recipe for Not Getting Laid.
Maybe I was overcome by heat, hormones, and exhaustion all at once, but I was indulging myself in some fairly typical porn for me, nothing really wild, when I got this crazy feeling...like the hotel bathroom. Okay, I masturbate in the shower all the time, I'm especially crazy for penetration. But as I was getting started, I just really wanted to get /off/, you know? Just a really good orgasm, I hadn't climaxed all week. But there was no place in this shared room to do it comfortably; the rest of it was just too open to hope she wouldn't wake up, and the counters were impossible to use. I'm impatient and don't use my fingers often. Then I thought of the toilet.
I've briefly considered some of the more...questionable kinks, before. Never acted on it. Still, here were these permeating thoughts...about how many times this hotel toilet has been touched. Not just by me, it's been touched by men and women of all sizes and shapes, who knows what's happened to it? Men have probably cum on this toilet, right here....
It was dark in there, thankfully. Don't know if I could have looked at myself humping a fucking toilet, and going crazy over it. But I did. And I kept doing it. It was amazing, the orgasm was fantastic.
Today as we finished going home I thought of almost nothing but stopping at a convenience store and doing the same thing. Like the 7/11 single stalls locked with a key in the back, not having been washed as much? I don't mean anything crazy (I get it's dangerous putting my vagina anywhere near something so bacteria-filled), but man, I just couldn't stop. We did finally stop somewhere, but the bathrooms didn't lock and they'd just been cleaned and smelled like bleach. I almost did it anyway but was thankful I didn't when someone else walked in.
I feel like I've calmed down a little from the high, but I'm still thinking about it. I think I've unlocked yet another kink that's going to never be shared--it's fucking disgusting, even to me; I'm just that horny. I just wish there were more videos of women or men doing the same....
#toilet #masturbation #humping #sex #kinks
when I was 14 I started fucking a 54 year old neighbor. We've been fucking for about 8 years, I finally around 17 got a girlfriend but still fucked the old lady down the street. I'm on the 5th steady girlfriend, and about the 25th girl I'd fucked and I'm still fucking the now 62 year old. She lets me do anything I want to her, and at the same time taught me how to please a woman, so my girlfriends have always been very satisfied sexually. The thing is she used to leave the bathroom door open and usually smoked while doing her business, both kinds of business. I started liking the smell, both of the cigarette and urine and even the other. Seeing her naked on the toilet was a real turnon for some reason.
I got to where I let her watch me, then she would lay out some plastic on the bathroom floor, later the living floor, and she'd get over me, and start going pee and poo on my belly, or I on hers. Then she'd take me in her pussy or her ass and lay on me with it all spreading on us both and I'd fuck her until I came. Sometimes she sits on my cock and smokes a cigarette with the poo and pee on us both. For some reason I found this kind of play very arousing and I still like it. I can't bring myself to ask my girlfriends to smoke while blowing me, much less fucking me, or to let me even watch them on the toilet much less do what she does to me. I'm 22 and hopelessly lost in a fetish and don't know how to even admit it to a girl, much less find one that is also into this type of play. I totally understand that most people are super super super turned off by this, but . . . I'm lost.
I work at McDonalds and after using the toilet I didn't wash my hands. I roasted burgers for 5 more hours after that and touched each of them as often as I could.
Around 3 am this night I woke up and since then I have the worst diarrhea I've ever had. I have to confess that I didn't make it to the toilet the third or fourth time and I had to poop in the kitchen sink. My mom cleaned it without saying a word. Sorry mom!
#diarrhea #embarrassing #mom #sink #toilet
I use the toothbrush of my room mate to clean the toilet. Tootbrushes are very qualitfied for cleaning a toilet, but please don't tell my buddy. Maybe that's why he always has bad breath.
i admit that i always pee in the public swimming pool or in lakes because i either think the public toilets are really disgusting or because i just dont want to go that far
Ever since my firs sex with a much older woman who used to pee and poop with me during, before, after sex etc. I have been fascinated with women on the toilet. It's very difficult to broach the subject. I am now 19 I still fuck the old woman and still do toilet play with her. I have a girl now who is a bit fat, and has pretty low self esteem, and is only 16. I took her cherry in all holes except her mouth, someone got to that before me, three someones in fact.
About 2 weeks ago I made her start leaving the door open while peeing and pooping, after a couple of days I started standing and watching her, making her spread to show me. She didn't like it and complained. So after a complaint a couple days ago (after almost 2 weeks of her peeing and pooping with the door open or being watched) I gave her the ultimatum. She either does what I want or I leave. She was too fat to think she'd ever get anyone to fuck her again, so she relented. I told her to stand up over the toilet and bend over, and pee and poop in front of me. I watched it all spray out of her then the brown log come out of her ass and plop down. Some of the pee and poo missed the toilet. I told her not to wipe her pussy or ass, rather with her hands wipe the toilet and floor clean and pick up the poo and place it into the toilet. Then I told her to come out of the bathroom and sit on my cock with it going up her shitty asshole.
She's mine now and I have two toilet ladies to play with.
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