Stuff Confessions

I was playing among us and I was sussy imposter.

#stuffs  

I have this deeply ingrained impulse to steal things which people leave lying around. Usually it's only worthless shit but I need to have them. My apartment is full with this shit already. But I just love the look on the face of people when they noticed they can't find the fork they just used or the pen they just put on the table.
I have a big collection of all things. Some are categorized in who they belonged to, others in they usefulness.

For example, I steal a lot of things from my colleague who I share a desk at work with. I already have 13 spoons, 3 bowls, 27 bobby pins, 2 mugs, 4 bubble gums (already chewed), some stray hair, 5 deodorant, 1 pumpkin (was decoration for her desk), 46 pencils and one jacket in my possession.

I like to just touch the stuff and imagine what the other person might have used it for.
It's weird I know. I love it.

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Watching Oprah years ago she said that all women are sluts and whore. She said your mother grandmother daughters all women then she explained that all women use sex to get what they want. It could be money, furniture, gift's, a meal,all women had withheld sex or used it as a bargaining chip. If I was a woman I would give it up for free to everyone anywhere anytime just to get some cock inside of me

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