Stuck Confessions

I got distracted driving a large sausage truck ahead of the peloton in the Tour de France. I saw a lady showing her ta ta’s.
So I swung the truck over beside her and rolled down the window.
She said “my that’s a big load of sausage. I’m amazed you can squeeze it into those tight entrances”. I replied “that’s what she said”.
Then I heard all these annoying little bells and horns. It was the tour riders on their bikes. Bunch of nerds cock blocked me.
Well I drove my sausage truck on up the road. They interrupted me chatting her up, but I got those digits. Once this bicycle race is over I intend to get in her knickers. If she thinks I have a big truck, just wait till she sees the big sausage.

TRDP

#tour   #de   #france   #stuck   #sausage   #truck   #bicycle   #race  

I’m in love with my best friend and I can’t tell him because he will reject me and then we won’t be friends anymore

#depressed   #inlove   #stuck  

My relationship is ending I'm pretty sure but I can't let go of him , he's no good for my mental health but I love him, I see all my single friends live there life and pretty much fuck anyone and everyone , always telling stories about there wild nights , I fucking miss it but I can't and don't want to leave him

#single   #stuck   #whatdoido  

I hate this place. I hate everyone in here. I don't know why I'm stuck here. They're all making me toxic like themselves.

#hate   #stuck