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I’m a closet smoker. I keep it from my wife and family. I can only smoke at certain times to make sure I’m not caught. I have always enjoyed smoking, it makes me feel good and it just feels natural to me.
When I’m at work, I secretly open my colleague’s computer and record on video with my phone her intimate chat correspondence with her friend. This includes her nude photos and videos of her masturbating and playing with sex toys. At home I watch these vids and masturbate. This has been going on for a month. Am I doing something bad and should I stop? I mean, nobody knows about it and I’m hurting no one, right?
#masturbation #voyerism #work #colleagues #nude #photos #video
I stuffed three hot dog buns up an eight graders vagina and I enjoyed every single second of it.
Last night, I had a weird dream about toilets and bathrooms and stuff like that. I don't wanna talk about it in detail but I dreamt that I had to pee very urgently but I couldn't find a toilet, so I decided to pee behind a parking car.
In my dream, I peed behind this car.
In reality, I peed my pants.
In bed.
My boyfriend right next to me.
He woke me up because he felt something wet on his legs.
Today is Valentine's day and I'm embarrassed because there is a married woman in the office who has been off and on flirting with me for a few years now and today, she is ignoring me. But, there is more to this story than that.
We were fine as friendly coworkers until she recently suggested we go out to lunch. We had a great time and it seemed to me that she was flirting with me even more, so I flirted back. Then for Christmas she gave me a key ring that had a heart on it and I gave her a CD that had some songs that were special to me. I thought she was interested in more than flirting so I told her how beautiful I thought she was and how much I wanted to go out on another lunch together. I thought I was sharing feelings that she was hoping to hear from me, but now it feel like I over-shared and pushed her away.
In December I had also worked on finding her a personalized Valentine's gift. But, since my "over-sharing", she has been ignoring me. I have this gift that I can't give her and the whole thing is embarrassing to me. The gift sits under my desk and it makes me sad.
Seeing her makes me sad. I know folks will say, I'm an idiot for thinking she would want to have an affair with me, but I'm also married and I really thought she wanted to have that with me. I still have the heart shaped key-ring. I'm sure I will feel better tomorrow - but for today it's Valentine's day and I feel horrible.
You ever prank people? During the pandemic I’ve tried to play a part. Social justice. Entertain people. Make people laugh. Make people think.
But it gets tiring.
A disease has nearly destroyed me. Covid about finished the rest.
So I thought why not. Try to make the people laugh that made me laugh for years. Once as I struggled not to die. So my kids had a dad. I listened to others. Helped me get back.
Now the whole world is trying not to die. So I figured if I’m exiting. I might as well try to give back.
Be a little funny. Make people laugh. Be a little serous. Make people think. Mix in some lies for humor and interest. Spin a good tale.
If we ever learn the real truth it’s not overly rewarding. Life’s better with mystery and humor.
So I played a part during a pandemic. Tiny it’s true.
Spent all I had for my ex wife and kids. Now I have to face whatever my last act is. Can I fight back again. Is it worth it. Is my body done. Did I do enough.
I have a huge fetish of listening to ASMR.
I think its hot, especially when they're really close to the mic.
I love female voices the best, especially since I'm a lesbian.
I found a ASMR channel on YouTube that sounds like my girlfriend, and it turns me on SO much.
For Father's Day I gave my boyfriend's father a blowjob. We all ended up happy. I like to please, my boyfriend made his dad's day, and dad is still smiling. The guy is alone and it was such a success, I want to do more for him. I feel good knowing I made his day. Sex is good for you.
I sat at the back of the auditorium at my school during a play and fucked myself. I dont know what came over me but i couldnt stop and almost got caught, i wasnt masturbating to my classmates i was just really horny.
#school #play #exibitionism #caught #guilt
My girlfriend sometimes smokes and drinks when she is with her friends. I beg her to stop but she just can’t. She so hard headed. If only I could tell her how unattractive it makes her when she is like that. I’ve seen vids of her throwing of from being so drunk. Made me wanna leave her right then. And today I saw pictures on her phone from last night where she was high with her friends again. It just makes her so ugly to me. She insecure as it is but if only I could tell her how gross and ugly it makes her when she is high. I wish she’d stop doing it. She lies and sneaks to do it and denies being addicted but I know she is or she would’ve quite. If you’re my friend and you do it that’s whatever but the girl I want to marry and live with. Shits gross.
A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed.
"If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked.
"Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend.
And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes.
Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel.
"Go and get help!" he cried.
"But I can't. I'm naked and my clothes are gone!"
"Take my shoe", he said, "and cover yourself."
Holding the shoe over her pubes, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, "Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!"
The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, "There's nothing I can do...he's in too far."
#embarrassment #shoe #car #crash #boyfriend
Long ago, when I was maybe five or six years old, I was squatting inside the hedge near our front sidewalk when I experienced a sudden naughty impulse to slide down my pants and expose my bare bottom. I didn't do it, but still enjoyed the thought of surprised passersby getting an eye full. Somehow, I've never forgotten this incident over the decades.
Later, as a teenager, I visited a friend's bedroom and we both eventually ended up naked in the summer heat. He soon complained about an odor and insisted on examining my rear end. "Can't you wipe better than that?" he exclaimed. I had been taught to wipe in a standing position which was apparently unusual, as he informed me that everyone else wiped while seated. Then he took me into his bathroom where I sat down and cleaned up using moistened tissues. Ever since this lesson, I've always wiped while seated and have had much cleaner underwear.
At this age, I wasn't really familiar with my "hidden anatomy", and had certainly never used a mirror between my cheeks; but I didn't at all mind my bottom being the center of attention.
It fits under vandalism too. Idk, i had to tell someone. Anywho I've been a graffiti writer for over a year now. The need to tag thinga and put my name up is maddening, it consumes my free time and paper when I can't go out.
I hate niggers and wish them all dead. But of course, that is most definitely a sinful thought. The irony is that I myself am a nigger. I'm so lost...
I'm attracted to guys and I do want to have sex with them.
But I'm not into macho guys or even very traditionally masculine guys. I like guys that are more fluid and more feminine. I like guys with long hair, that don't have much muscle and that are okay with wearing more feminine clothes. I like trans guys, agender and non-binary people, not just cisgender men. As long as they don't have tits and identify as somewhat masculine, I would be up for it.
I've never done it, but I really want to fuck a guy. And not just have his cock in my pussy. I want to get a strap-on and fuck his ass. I want to see my guy in lingerie.
I want a guy who can hold me, but that's also okay with me holding him. I want him to take control and to give it up to me.
Everyone I know is either really gay or really straight, and no one I know who is attracted to guys has ever said anything about wanting a guy the way I want one, and it makes me feel kind of out of place, and strange. But I still want a guy like this.
My little brother (19, I'm 22) smokes a lot of pot and afterwards he thinks he is still able to drive a car. I don't know where he's driving but mostly he is high as f*ck. A few days ago, I found out that he also drives after he had drunk alcohol and that was enough. I anonymously called the police to arrest him.
About 10 minutes later, it knocked on the door and the cops got my brother, he is now in a drunk tank until he's sober.
I will never ever tell him that I called the cops....
I like to masturbate a lot. As a matter of fact I love to do it in any different way that I can. I get on a lot of chat rooms and stroke as I chat about naughty things. I especially get off if the other person tells me how they are getting off. I have done many different role playing, many of which are taboo just to get off. Is that bad. I am a 40 year old male that enjoys sex, but I can't help myself . I especially like to do it while traveling, which I have to do a lot. I open the blinds to the hotel room and stroke myself hoping people will see. I have even started playing with my butt while I do it. I have no desire for anal sex, and I am not attracted to men, it is just something new that I like. I don't think that I am weird, but it is nice to confess to you all on here. Thank you all for listening!
I am horrified of myself. I am absolutely disgusted in myself. For some reason, I have a craving to know what the human body tastes like, and I have fantasies about devouring human hearts.
I have never made a girl orgasm as my dick is only 2 inches hard.
#small #smallpenis #tinydick #microdick #littledick #microcock
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