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My little brother (19, I'm 22) smokes a lot of pot and afterwards he thinks he is still able to drive a car. I don't know where he's driving but mostly he is high as f*ck. A few days ago, I found out that he also drives after he had drunk alcohol and that was enough. I anonymously called the police to arrest him.
About 10 minutes later, it knocked on the door and the cops got my brother, he is now in a drunk tank until he's sober.
I will never ever tell him that I called the cops....
I’m a closet smoker. I keep it from my wife and family. I can only smoke at certain times to make sure I’m not caught. I have always enjoyed smoking, it makes me feel good and it just feels natural to me.
I have autism. I am alone every day. God does not love me. I try to glow for others. But I’m so sick.
They say parents don’t favor one child over the other, but my mom does. She prefers my big brother over me. I feel so jealous sometimes that I’m scared that maybe it’s all my fault for being ‘difficult’. But I’m not difficult, I go to college and have good grades... whereas my brother is extremely lazy and is thinking about dropping out of college. I feel like everything I do is, in her opinion, bad or questionable, whereas my brother can do no wrong. He treats her like shit, curses her, and he doesn’t help at all around the house. I feel so sad sometimes, I just want her to love me as much as she loves him. She rejects my hugs, but craves my brother’s, even when he’s so mean to her and never lets her hug him. I feel like I’m going crazy. I have no one to talk to about this. When I confronted my mother about all this and her favouritism, she denied it and basically called me crazy.
Today is Valentine's day and I'm embarrassed because there is a married woman in the office who has been off and on flirting with me for a few years now and today, she is ignoring me. But, there is more to this story than that.
We were fine as friendly coworkers until she recently suggested we go out to lunch. We had a great time and it seemed to me that she was flirting with me even more, so I flirted back. Then for Christmas she gave me a key ring that had a heart on it and I gave her a CD that had some songs that were special to me. I thought she was interested in more than flirting so I told her how beautiful I thought she was and how much I wanted to go out on another lunch together. I thought I was sharing feelings that she was hoping to hear from me, but now it feel like I over-shared and pushed her away.
In December I had also worked on finding her a personalized Valentine's gift. But, since my "over-sharing", she has been ignoring me. I have this gift that I can't give her and the whole thing is embarrassing to me. The gift sits under my desk and it makes me sad.
Seeing her makes me sad. I know folks will say, I'm an idiot for thinking she would want to have an affair with me, but I'm also married and I really thought she wanted to have that with me. I still have the heart shaped key-ring. I'm sure I will feel better tomorrow - but for today it's Valentine's day and I feel horrible.
I'm a 33 year old man from Finland, living a more or less normal life.
I could describe myself with the following words: Intelligent, Adaptive, Cautious, Well-mannered, Introvert...
Sadist.
Of course, the last one is a quality that I wouldn't mention in a casual conversation. Not that I'm ashamed of it, but I feel that it's something that is almost universally deemed as an unambiguously bad thing... Most of the world's population would probably find it very difficult to discuss about that word without getting negative feelings - maybe even ones as strong as hatred and disgust.
And I don't blame them - after all, we are talking about a perversion that indicates that I enjoy when other people suffer... I might even enjoy to be the source of that suffering.
So I don't talk about it. I have brought it up only a couple of times during my whole life.
I get serious ASMR from watching lesbian porn, especially massage lesbian porn. It looks and sounds weird but the way they're so gentle and soft spoken to each other just does it better for me than legit ASMR videos.
#asmr
My wife and I would have sex with the windows and curtains open, but the lights off. The thought that someone might see or, more likely, overhear us turns us on. One day we did this and our neighbors came home unexpectedly and the motion activated lights outside their home came on as they pulled into the driveway, shining light into our bedroom. We could hear them talking as they entered the house, "Did you see what I just saw?" "Yeah, they're really going at it." About an hour later I entered my dark kitchen to get a glass of water and the neighbors bedroom curtains, which are always drawn, were wide open with the light on and they were screwing hard in full view. We've never talked about it, but both we and they now occasionally leave the curtains open and the lights on while having sex. Out of curiosity I once set up a video camera while my wife and I were having sex, and after checking the tape, sure enough the neighbors were watching while also having sex. We aren't into swapping, but we like this arrangement just fine.
Instead of eating food for breakfast, I ate gin and tequila and now I'm at a children's museum and I carefully sharted. Don't be a parent.
The day I learned I was a lesbian was the same day I masturbated for the first time.
I got a smart phone for my 12th birthday. About two weeks later, in the middle of the night, I am unable to sleep. So I grab my new phone. I had looked up pictures of girls before, but never naked girls. I image searched naked girls and was astounded. After five minutes of scrolling, I realized I had been subconsciously rubbing my lady parts through my PJ bottoms. I took my pants and undies off and rubbed my pussy as gently as possible. It wasn't until half an hour later that I had started to lose control and pushed my finger inside myself. I had never realized touching my privates would feel so good. I kept at it, looking at dozens of beautiful nude girls until I reached my first orgasm. I kind of yelped when I climaxed, and I couldn't back to sleep for a whole hour because I was worried my parents might have heard.
I'm 16 now with a wonderful girlfriend. I want to masturbate with her someday.
I've always been an A+ student. Not once did I get a B, not even an A-. Funny story; one time my teacher entered in the wrong grade and told me about it and how I thought I got an F in the class, even though it was a mistake, I started crying my eyes out. I didn't forgive myself when I showed up late to class or turned in a homework assignment 5 minutes late. That's not why I'm writing this confession. I cheat, a lot. I am a university student with perfect grades, and the only way I can get those grades is if I cheat. I will not pass the test, even if I studied day and night for it if I don't cheat on it. That started during my second semester in college and ever since, I've been lazy and discouraged and have no will or reason to continue on with school. The thing is, I know it's wrong, and even if I ever get caught, I will not care whatsoever. But I can't stop myself. I've violeted my trust in myself. My family's and friends' trust in me. The dean of the school and all my professors who have congratulated me on my excellence.
#mistrust #cheating #plagiarism #college #student #professors #work
I'm a 16 year old gay transman. I want to have sex badly with another guy[bottom], but I'm afraid because I'm trans, and because I'm not interested in casual sex, or a desire based on the fact that I'm trans and they've "never had sex with a transguy before."
I have the desire, I want to satisfy the desire, but I want it to be with someone who loves and accepts me for who I am. If I was gay and cis, that would be easier, but I can't make any moves because I'm afraid of being played.
#gay #transmale #transgender #sex #love
When I was a boy we used to get a store catalogue, it was a big thick book printed on glossy paper and full of good quality photos of all the items for sale. I used to enjoy browsing through the whole thing. I even looked at sections on things I had no real interest in like jewellery and watches. I would look at all of the toys of course, deciding which ones I would like to have.
When my parents were not around I would also frequently look at the lingerie section. This sated my curiosity as to what women were wearing under their outerwear, which was rarely seen. I liked the look of the panties and bras, their pretty designs. I was also impressed by the wide range available. There were many different colours - white and cream seemed the most common, but there were also blue, black, red etc. The models wearing the underwear were beautiful, a mix of blondes and brunettes, though there was no ethnic diversity. There were several different types of photo, frontal shots of women wearing matching bras and panties, above waist shots showing bras only and ones of the top half of their legs showing panties only. In most of the photos the women were smiling which felt like they approved of you looking at their underwear and enjoyed that. In some of the photos the model was on their own, in others 2 or 3 were in a group all looking at each other as if it was some kind of social event which they all came to for the fun of checking out each other's lingerie and showing off their own.
In some photos the models were wearing semi-transparent lacy affairs where you could see a fair amount of their body - their nipples were visible through the bras and a dark triangle between their legs. This was kind of educational as I hadn't seen this anywhere else. The women always seemed to have quite large breasts, suggesting that the women the catalogue was trying to sell to liked that, although maybe they were targetting male buyers looking for presents for their partners.
I think catalogues like this have pretty much died out because of the internet, which is a shame.
Googled "World's smallest penis" a picture of my penis was in the search results...
#sph #humiliated #humiliation #nsfw #adult #smallpenis #tinydick
I just love being but naked in public. I know that as a man this is frowned upon. I often think of what it be like if I was a girl. I think if I was a girl I would definitely be a stripper at a club just so I can be naked all the time.
My husband convinced me to have a threesome. He won't admit it, but he has the hots for this sexy neighbor. And I won't tell him I was curious. It was my first experience with another female. I expected one and done. Wow, she was/is awesome. Now just the two of us go at it when we can. If my husband only knew what he started. Girls, just try it once, you might be surprised. With that being said, I am now open to mmf, just once?
#threesome #ffm #mmf #husband #neighbor #sexy #orgasm #curious
my dad an i often meet up to smoke some weed. my parents are divorced so my mom isn't allowed to know anything about that
I'm a married straight 26 female who has masturbated thinking of my girlfriend. After 13 years I acted on her. It was her bachelorette party and we had all been drinking and watching the male stripper tease my gf into getting naked. She announced that she was wet and horny. I was aroused. My gf was getting married so this was my last chance. I leaned into her lips and gave her a deep quick tounging. I quickly moved down to her bald pussy and barried my face between her legs. The smell and taste was sweet and drove me to want go at her pussy all the more. She gasped and squirmed as my tongue I kept going. When I slid my finger into her soaked pussy I felt a squeeze, so I slid another finger in. We hit a rythm and her moans got louder. She grabbed my head and holding to her pussy while yelling "don't stop". Her thighs clamped down on my head. She was having convulsions. Then she tells me "stop" and pulls me up to give me a kiss. We look around and see our friends were watching.
The next day I kept telling myself, "I cannot believe what I did last night". My First & My Last pussy
Recently I have done some damage to some girls new car.. she had a new black Kia Soul and she got a promotion over me and I was really mad and I let my anger get the best of me.. I was walking in the parking lot and I had seen her car and got angry and decided to take my car key and run is long the trunk of her new Kia.. scratching the paint like 8 inches long I figured it wasn't enough and I stepped on her exhaust pipe and snapped it down to the ground, and then i took my key again and scratched the side of her Kia from top to bottom on the driver side in the back..
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