Slap Confessions

Hi, I'm 49 yo woman. I live with my daughter, my son and my daughter-in-law. I always had disagreements with my daughter, and we tried to be calmed since my son married, but unsuccessful.
My daughter is very impulsive and shameless. She became a very good friend with my daughter-in-law. On the other hand, I keep a distance with my daughter-in-law, just to have some normal relationship.
One night, when my son was at work (he works as a security), my daughter and my daughter-in-law were out. They came home late at 2.30 a.m. .
I didn't sleep when they arrived, so I needed an explanation why they came so late, and where they were. My daughter got crazy when I asked them, she started offending me and called me useless.
I was mad at her and I slapped her. On my biggest surprise, my daughter-in-law interfered, protecting my daughter and she stood on her side.
My daughter just said to me: "you're lucky that you are my mother, but let's see if you can beat your daughter-in-law". I was stunned. My daughter-in-law pushed me on the couch and got on top of me.
I was afraid and confused. I tried to fight her, but I couldn't, she caught my arms under her knees. They were both laughing at me, as my daughter-in-law slapped my face.
She started slapping me with her feet, while my daughter watched and reminded me how miserable I am.
That night I was embarrassed like never, by my daughter-in-law and my daughter. My son never knew what happened, cause I don't want to ruin his marriage.

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Recently, I was partying really hard, a girl came over to me and said that she fell in love with me. I answered "If I had two more beer, I would fall in love with you, too!"
She slapped me and ran off.

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