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When I was 14, I was looking through my elder cousin's Facebook profile. I came across some pictures which were provocative to say the least, and I felt discomfort in my crotch. My teen dick was hard, rock hard. I just couldn't help it.
#masturbation #teen #cousin #shame
I've always had a word turn on about being a whore. When I was 15 I really wanted to get lined up by the football team but I was also too embarrassed of the whole ordeal. I decided to give myself to them one by one separately. At first there was only about 6 guys who I thought were cute and sexy but the whole thing made me more curious about the whole team. I kept going and even got over to some of the jv players. By the end of the year I had fucked almost all of the football players on both teams. It was the best experience of my life, it made me excited for school, get good grades, and improved my status in the school. I got so used to the taste of cock that it got addicting, I could hardly stop thinking about having a medium size cock in my mouth (cuz I loved deep throating) that I eventually began thinking about my own brother's dick. He was 14 at the time. I continued this trend until I graduated, and now 34 with 3 kids, I still reminiscent about those times.
I am a married women of 34. I have two children and have lived conservative life. I have been married for 12 years and met my husband who is a reason in our church and 14 year older than me. I was a virgin in when we married and have no experience of any one else. I am home all day looking after children. I recently saw my neighbour naked through his window. This played on my mind all day. I have into temptation and spied on his window the next morning. I am ashamed to say that I masturbated at the excitement and anticipation of seeing him again but he was not naked. I feel guilty and as though I have betrayed my husband I have never masturbated before we it's a sin. I am now living in guilt and frustration as I can not stop feeling I want to do it agian.
The worst thing I ever did. So me and my girlfriend were 20 she used to drink and party but I never did. She was my girlfriend for two years at this time and we were each others first. We were visiting Mexico having a good time with some new friends and we were at this weird hotel with a pool and bar. It was like 1 am. She was blacked out drunk sleeping in a pool chair near the bar which was closed. All our friends were in there rooms. I was sitting across the pool on my phone. A few random people were there either sleeping or in the corners. 3 guys approached my sleeping girlfriend. They touched her boobs and were kissing her neck and lips. One had touched her privates while another had her hand in his pants. I just watched in shock as they were doing this to her. I just sat there and watched as they all did this. They even flips her over so they could touch her butt. The furthest it got was them fingering her while kissing and one guy sat her on him lab so he could touch her easier. I didn’t stop them because I was scared and turned on. They eventually left after a while and I dragged her back to our room and slept. I never told her. We are 25 now and still together and she has no clue. She had Hickeys on her neck and I told her they were from me. I always want to tell her but I just can’t. Don’t think I ever will.
I have lived my entire life in fear of black ppl. I was taught they are evil terrible mean ppl so I steered as far as possible from them. In school I wouldn't talk to them or even make eye contact with them. I was pertified at thier presence. I graduated high school got married not long after and had 4 boys and I taught them as I was taught to refrain from getting involved with black ppl at all cost. They took our advice as racist as it was and didn't socialize with no black person to date but my youngest son Daniel was the exception. He got into the rap and saggy pants and of course the drugs. It started with marijuana and now he's a full blown meth head. He quit school and did basically what he wanted to do and his dad had to do 2 years in the Middle-East and my son would get soo strung out he would do anything for money. We had to cut him off finiacially and he stayed gone for weeks then he would call in soo much debt with his dealer that we would bail him out to keep them from hurting him. We put him in rehabs until we had to declare bankruptcy. My husband risked his life for his country everyday over there and Daniel bankrupting us was a big slap is my husband's face. He was discouraged and blamed himself for not being home to deal with Daniel but the biggest hit was yet to come. I got a call from a man that tells me Daniel is in big trouble and he needs my help so I go find him just where the man told me he was and I bring him home with me. We were home maybe 20 to 30 minutes when the door bell rang and as I answered the door I was pushed backwards by a black guy who had 3 other black guys with him. He asked me where Daniel was? I told him he was getting a shower and he would be finished shortly but he wasn't waiting and he sent his 3 guys to pull him out of the shower and they threw him down in the living room floor wet and naked. I was embarrassed as a mother would be in the situation and grab a throw off the back of the sofa to Daniel and he covered himself. Daniel was out of it so I spoke up and said I take it Daniel owes you money,right. The leader says "hell yeah he owes me money and I want it,right now." I ask him how much does he owe you and he blew me away when he said $3,100.00. I did not have that kind of money. I only had $900.00 and most of that was bill money for utilities. I told him I didn't have that kind of money and he threatened to hurt Daniel right now. I begged him to please not hurt him that I would sell my car and everything I have to come up with the money. He asked me if I would sell myself and I was confused at the statement and responded with the only word I could think of at the time and that was "what! " He tells me he didn't studder. He rephrased the question and said, "would you give up that fine ass to spare your son's life" Still stunned by what I was hearing I hesitantly said "you know I would". He said good that's what we will do then,you can work his debt off and we can start right now and commands me to undress. Omg,this was happening my biggest fears had come true because not only am I conversing with this black dealer but now he's wanting sex with me. I look at Daniel as I undress and this black bastard takes my wrist and forces me to my knees and puts his dick in my mouth and he disrespecting me the whole time with the typical ghetto lanuage and he lays me on the sofa and he gets real aggressive as he really thrust into me and I do orgasm and they take turns with me then they lead me to this Escalade and for 4 days I am constantly fucked with very little sleep until my son's debt is paid. I had to tell my husband everything I thought is was the right thing to do and it was but I left out an important part that I kept secret and that was that I realized I was able to payoff $3,100.00 dollars of debt in just 4 days. Sex is something I enjoy and with my husband overseas I felt deprived of it and the money is great. My husband barely makes $3,100.00 for a whole month so I turned to prostitution to aleviate two problems I was dealing with which was loneliness and debt and I didn't have a problem with selling my body to get what I wanted. Grant it I wouldn't have turned to prositution had Daniel followed his brother's footsteps and stayed straight but there is a silver lining in every cloud and one such silver lining if you can call it that is that I am not longer racist or scared of black ppl and do have quite a few black clients that I service weekly and bi-weekly. After Daniel was forced to watch his mom with these 4 blacks thugs and witnessing the extreme measures that I was willing to go thru to protect him,Daniel got clean and is doing very well. My husband finally got state side and I told him of my exploits into prostitution and how I was still doing it. He wasn't happy. He said that he understood what I did to protect and save our son Daniel but he doesn't understand why I continue doing it. I told him exactly how lonely I was and the money is great. He asked me to quit being he's home and could attend to the loneliness issue and he could do that but now I'm enjoying the men,the sex and the money too much. I tell him I still love him that hadn't changed but over these years I have changed. He agreed that I had changed alright,changed into a whore then asked me what happened to the beautiful loyal woman he married? He tells me he does love me but can't live this way and throws this guilt trip on me that this is what he gets for serving his country. I explain to him that I would love to stay with him and the decision to leave me would be his,not mine. He didn't even stay the night and went to a motel and ironically picks up a hooker off the street and when awakes the next morning the hooker is gone and he realizes there is no attachment between a prostitute and her Johns and he comes back tells me everything and he will accept my new found profession. We are out of debt and doing great. We now have a vacation home on the lake which we go to nearly every weekend where we go boing,fishing,swimming and it's fun. I never thought soo much good could come from a situation soo tragic and I guess you can say that life gave us some lemons and we turned it into lemonade. Life is good these days and my family is strong. My kids know are the greatest and we have not hid any of the events of our story from them and they aren't ashamed of me for doing what I did which I would've done for them all. They tell me I'm thier hero which is kind of strange seeing thier dad risked his life in service of our country and they do respect his sacrifice but they credit me with defending and saving our family and I'll take that with a smile and happy heart. I did sacrifice alot but in the end I'd do it again. Business has been booming even more so ever since I started taking on female clients and couples. Who knew little ole me could've done 180 degree turn where the things I once condemned and considered vile is now my life's work and passion. Truly sex sells and I'm cashing in it. Who knows maybe some of you reading my story will find thier calling in life thru some strange or maybe some terrible chain of events but either way I call it destiny. My destiny to bring joy to soo many ppl looking for just a release from the day to day stresses thru sex is self fulfilling. May God bless you all to find peace and happiness. Muah.
#shameless #drugs #weed #confession
I am 33 year old bachelor from India, I recently went to thailand solo trip , it was my first ever international trip and I was very excited .
I would like to share 2 stories in this confession. Both are a little embarassing. Its a true story so just enjoy and let me know in comments if u enjoyed .
I am a hairy guy so I decided to get my body waxing done while I was at thailand . I opted for full body waxing and they charged me 1800baht . I paid the amount beforehand and then entered the spa. The lady who was appointed to me was quite old (maybe 50yrs ) . She told me to get naked and lay on the table .
She started my waxing from the neck below then chest . It was hurting a little but slowly she reached till my crotch area . She held my dick in one hand and began waxing with the other hand . My dick became so hard within a few minutes and a few minutes later the inevitable happened. Even though I tried to control myself and stop myself a sudden pressure started building up inside my dick n crotch area I began spurting out loads of cum in front of her
#naked #beach #embarassing #neighbours #nude #shy #shame
I am 50 years old and still use a dummy (or pacifier as you Americans call it). I've used it again since I was 17.
I cannot fall asleep without it. Thank God those things are also produced for adults!
I confess that I am probably still single because of this.
I lied to my family that I got a job at a diner near the dorms, when really I’ve been making my money from being a cam girl and a sugar baby.
My actual business is in photography. I take portraits. I often take portraits of girls for their single doting mums. Some of these are well-to-do people, sometimes they are not. I am still a fit good looking guy, despite being in my mid-forties, and sometimes the mothers try to bargain with me by offering extras not on my price list. If they are good looking I’ll often agree. I’m a horny guy and if I can get my big cock into a nice pussy, I love it.
One woman I met a few years back. She was a stunning 35 year old blonde with big tits and a hot ass. She came to see me so I could take photos of her with her three daughters. She’s recently divorced and is struggling to keep up all her payments after her husband left her. She’s called Silvana and she’s a Slovak by blood but born in the UK. The photos I took of her and her family were nice, but Silvana couldn’t pay me for all of the prints straight away so I negotiated in my normal manner, suggesting she might be able to help me out. “You wouldn’t be thinking of something sexual, would you?” she asked coyly and when I waved my hand dubiously, she understood immediately and volunteered to suck my cock. Of course she didn’t know at the time that my ten inch coke can wide boner was going to slap her in the face. Silvana sucked a mean cock. Even with her smallish mouth she was able to get her lips around my bell end and take my girth down her hot throat. I let her suckle me for a good fifteen minutes before unleashing a fountain of jizz down her mouth. At this point, she thought the liaison was over, but I reached down and reached inside her blouse and felt her globe like boobs. She started to pull away, but I squeezed hard on her tits and pulled her to me, pulling her upright so I was able to kiss her. She tried to fight it, but then, as my rejuvenated cock bounced on her belly, she relented and let our tongues get twisted. I undressed her. She has a great figure, with a hot ass and big 36DD tits with fat juicy nipples. I laid her down on the couch in the photo studio – all photographers have a leather couch, it’s like an identity accessory – and spread her legs. Her cunt was glistening and I was pleased to see she only had a thin wispy line of blonde curls above her clitty. After licking that wet slit, inserting three fingers and stroking her button, I was ready for a hot fuck. Silvana didn’t disappoint and I was into that furrow like a beast. She rode me good and I came again deep in her pussy.
After this occasion, I couldn’t keep Silvana away. Silvana has a little part time job at the local college Monday to Thursday. She’d pop around at lunchtimes and then again after work and I’d ream that pussy for all I was worth. It wasn’t long before she asked if I could take some more photos of the girls. I said it’d be fine and offered to do them for free. Silvana had a surprise for me. She wanted me to photograph her whole family in the nude. She explained they were naturists and that nudity was very easy for the girls. Everyone was often nude at home if there were no visitors. Her two older daughters were both real sexy stunners. Bathsheba is 15 and she’s pretty with a nice roundish face and little freckles which match her blonde hair. She already had substantial tits and a womanly figure. I remember thinking so when I did the portraits. The middle sister is Jeanie. Jeanie was 13 and had just started to develop tits the last time I saw her. When she came for this special photo session, I was stunned at the difference a few months can make to a girl. She was gorgeous, with long blonde hair tied in a tail and a firm young body, her boobs pressing against the material of her jumper; she pushed them out, making them look bigger than they probably were. Lastly was the baby of the trio Poppy who was only ten, but had the cheekiest grin on her and a great attitude. She talked all the time and the girls often used to tell her to shut up. Like kids of that age she was curious of everything, my camera equipment, the couch, the décor on the walls, the bathroom. She would carelessly squat down with her legs apart, her dress riding up so I could see the baby camel toe on her tiny pussy.
You may remember I confessed before that I have a penchant for young girls and have been as far afield as Thailand and Cuba to get my fix, so the idea of a whole family of blonde stunners and three of them being underage didn’t bother me one iota, in fact it turned me on so much that when they all started to strip off for my camera, I asked if I could strip too, so we were all at ease. Silvana readily agreed and I peeled off my shirt, showing my muscles and then took off my trousers – I don’t wear unders, with my huge cock it’s too constricting – and watched as the girls’ eyes grew big like ice blue saucers as my shaved lob on sprung out. I was very good over the photos, but the girls kept looking at my meat. Poppy couldn’t resist touching it, inquisitive girl that she is, and my half-boner jerked to life. “Look, mummy, it’s alive!” We all laughed and now the barriers were down, whenever I approached to rearrange them, a leg here, an arm there, the girls were starting to frisk my goodies. Silvana didn’t stop them. I sort of appealed to her for permission and she said “It’s better for a girl to lose her cherry to a man who knows what to do with his cock than with a stupid school boy. So go on, don’t be shy.” As if I fucking would !
I started by stroking Bathsheba’s big tits. They were soft and round and like her mum, she had copious nipples on them. I brought one up to my teeth and sucked it, gently biting the tip. She spasmed with excitement and grabbed at my cock, yanking it hard. I grunted and felt for her love box and was surprised to find it soaking wet with pussy juice. Three fingers slid in easy. I was frigging the bitch as she pulled on my dick. I then spread her naked pussy and entered her in one smooth stroke. She cried with the intensity of a huge fuck stick slamming at her cunt, breaking her woman’s cap and making her bleed. It was impossible to stop myself. Covered in fuck juice, sweat and blood, my cock fucked her as if it was running 100 metres. Fast and fucking furious. I could hear Silvana saying “Take it, my love, feel his cock. You’ll love it. Feel his cock.” She couldn’t help it, the little bitch, and soon she was responding and grabbing me close until after about five minutes of chaotic rutting, during which we slipped over the floor and bashed against the famous leather couch, I exploded like an atom bomb and filled her brim full with white juice.
I rolled off and Silvana dutifully went to lick my smeary cock. This had the dual effect of cleaning me up and keeping me horny for Jeanie. Now Jeanie’s tits and ass were superb for a young girl. She had beautifully shaped boobs and hard brown nips which stuck out like tiny thumbs from her chest. Her ass was like a little peach. Her pussy tho’ wasn’t shaved like Bathsheba’s and had a large sprout of golden hair surrounding the lips. But she was more than willing to follow her mum’s lead and suck me, so I didn’t have to carpet munch that tender hole. Her sucking, which was more like lapping, got me so horny I thought my cock was at least an inch bigger by the time I spread her legs and positioned myself. This was bliss. Jeanie had already busted her hymen at some point as there was no restriction when I took her cunt to heaven. She moaned appreciatively as my monster weapon speared her baby pussy. I lifted her up to ride me, and I sat on the couch and she loved this, spreading her legs so wide so I had access deeper and deeper into the recesses of her cunt. At one point Silvana instructed her other daughter’s to take a leg each and pull her so she was splayed at 180degrees and my cock was buried ten inches deep in that dirty little slut hole. Finally, I lay her back and her legs encircled me and I sprouted like a king inside her princess pussy. Once again Silvana licked me clean. There wasn’t time for more as I had another client coming and I had to tidy up – in fact I eventually had to delay them by half an hour to air the room as it smelt of sex and sweat.
Having taken those two beauties, they then started to come around to my place independently of their mum. They told me they’d turned into rampant little sluts and now had reputations at school as the fuck queens. I loved that and the girls would tell me – and show me – how naughty they’d been at school before I piled into their tight slits. When the taste takes me, I fuck Bathsheba and Jeanie with their mum and these trio’s excite me. I was disappointed not to have fucked little Poppy’s poppy but one week in the summer I was asked over for a summer party. I thought it was just a BBQ, but it was a party for Poppy’s birthday and there were lots of hot mums with kids and a few daDs, who acted jealous of me as I was fawned over by Silvana and a few babes. When Bathsheba put her arms around me and sat on my lap, I could see their envious glances. Jeanie was even more blatant, joining the girls in the paddle pool, pissing about and making herself all wet so any man could see she was nipply and horny. Now she’d started to shave her pubes, her clit stuck out from her pussy like a rocket and the outline was visible against the gusset of her bikini bottoms. She was flirting with me and another dad, Jim, who I later learnt she was also now fucking on a regular basis (Jim’s wife knew nothing of this and she stood there oblivious). Apparently his cock was even bigger than mine.
Anyway, Poppy had really started to blossom. I had seen some bikini shots Silvana took on holiday and had used them as wank fodder for weeks. Now I saw her in the flesh (of course I had already, but I mean for a second time) I was struck by how her tiny tits stuck out and the outline of her nipples were so clear. She was teasing me as I watched, rubbing her tits and bending over so the cleft of her panties slipped up her ass crack. Later they slipped into her cunny and she hooked in her fingers and pulled them loose as if it was the most natural thing. My cock was rock hard. I was desperate for everyone else to piss off so I could get seriously nude with these girls. I was so excited with all the young flesh – including some of the mums and their own sexy teenage or preteen girls – that Silvana had to take me aside to the toilet and blow me to keep me in check !
Eventually everyone did leave and the five of us settled into the pool completely stripped and played with the water and each other. Poppy was looking beautiful with her small boobs prominent on her chest, teeny tiny nipples poking. Below she had a puffy pussy, its slit always seeming to be half an inch open. Silvana said her sisters were training her. “What for?” I asked. “Your cock,” was the reply from all four women, as if I was a dunce. It was then that Silvana told me Poppy would soon be mine – that night!
It was a special evening. We went for a pizza – Poppy’s favorite – and then I bought some wine, which we all drank a little off, even the girls, as we watched porn on the TV relaxing naked. I couldn’t relax. My hard on was being played with constantly by the girls, but I had to wait until midnight to be with poppy because at midnight she became 11 years old and Silvana thought 11 was a good age to lose it, as she’d also lost it at 11 and to a much, much older man – her sixty year old uncle. Like mother like daughter. At the stroke of midnight the sisters all started laughing. Suddenly Poppy got nervous and it was all the girls could do to calm her. They played with her boobs and kissed her, fingering her open slit and lapping at it with their tongues. They also paid attention to me. Bathsheba was able to deep throat me now and I jerked as her head descended on my cock and buried itself in the throat. Dear god what a mouth. Finally Poppy’s little body was ready. Her cunny was glistening and her body looked a delightful golden glow. The girls spread her legs and I reached down to her pussy and gently stroked her until her pussy juices flowed again, at which point I removed my two fat fingers and inserted the massive bell end of my cock next to her open cunt lips. It was a tight fit. I had to ease my fuck stick in inch by inch. Twice I had to withdraw, accept a fresh licking from the girls, while Silvana and I lubed and frigged up her youngest daughter. On the third attempt it was as if some magic love potion had kicked in and Poppy relaxed her cunt muscles and I entered her sheer sheath, going six inches deep and splitting that slit apart. She gasped with the shock. I pulled out until only my bell was inserted and then drove in, going an inch deeper. “Mummy, it hurts.” “Don’t cry, baby, remember you said you wanted this.” With Silvana and Bathsheba holding her hands and Jeanie manipulating my cock slowly in and out – preventing me from taking over, but also preventing Poppy from harm – I was able to fuck her for a good ten minutes, slowly and forcefully but only seven inches deep. When I came it was like an explosion in that tight space and she seeped all over the carpet. “It’ll be all right, darling,” said Silvana, “We’ll try another time. You see, it’ll get better.”
And it has.
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My bestfriend raped me last Sunday night. He and I have been friends for almost six years. We were driving and he started trying to put his hand uo my shirt. I played it off as a joke. He had never done anything like that before. When he didnt stop I tried to leave. He threw me face down on the floor and got on top on me. I just keep saying please dont do this. He got my jeans and underwear down enough to force himself inside of me. When he finished he just laid on top me pinning me down. I begged him to let me go. I told him I wouldnt say anything. He raped me one more time anally. When i tried to stop him he started hitting me. When he was done he got up and left. I locked the door and moved a bunch of stuff in front of the door to block it. He left me bleeding. I'm too ashamed to tell anyone. I was so sore it hurt to walk today. I didn't leave my house today. I dont know what to do. I feel so ashamed. I cant tell anyone. I hope saying it here makes me feel better. Im at least telling someone even if its a bunch of strangers. Im so stupid.
I'm a 41 year old man and happily married to my wife. I have three female cousins on my father's side, one which is the middle one is who I am very close with and are close in age. I have always spent a lot of time with her and we have had a special connection since we were younger. I recently came to the realization with the fact with what I have deep down at some level known for a long time in that I am in love with her. This is information that I don't know what to make of it nor do I want to act on it in any way shape or form. It's a simple statement of fact. She doesn't know my feelings nor feel the same way nor does my wife know. I don't want to feel this way and wish I wouldn't but it's the reality. I just needed to tell someone.
I met a person who I really connect with and our relationship is growing by the day; I’m happier than ever before. But I still feel like I don’t deserve this happiness and all I feel is that I want to push them away, protect them from being stuck with me for the rest of their life.
Today I was shopping with my mom at our local mall and after successfully buying clothes we needed we thought we would get ourselves some nice crêpe, there's a little place in the mall that sells them. There was quite a line in front of the little booth, but we weren't in a hurry and thought we could wait. 10 minutes later, it was almost our turn, when this stupid bitch came by, just pushed in and walked in front of us. I said something along the line like "Are you nuts? What's wrong with you?" but she just ignored me. Well, we weren't in a hurry, so we just let her.
This stupid bitch then ordered 4 crêpes, and if you know how they are made you know that it takes quite a while to make one. I was furious after that but I thought well.. Karma's a bitch, she'll get what she deserves.
I also have to say, she was quite fat, so I guess she got all 4 of them for herself..
After she paid she walked past us and smirked like the stupid bitch she was. She wanted to say something petty or spiteful, I know it but before she could say anything I just flipped and knocked the crêpes out of her hand.They landed on the dirty floor and the woman just gaped at me with an open mouth. It was awesome. She tried to insult me after that but my mom and I just walked away.
I really hope I taught this arrogant and stupid woman a lesson for live.
#angry #furious #food #fat #ignorant #anger #woman #confession #noshame
I am a straight guy, i never wanted to be with another man. I was recently in tge hospital for minor surgery. The nurses assistant was a little phillapino guy, he came in and said we have to give you a bed bath today. But first he gave me pain medication i think dillanden the dose looked large, then an hour later he gave me another one. He said time to get washed so another assistant came in with him. They closed the curtain stood me up and removed my gown, they started wiping me down and said we have to clean everything isaud ok they immediately removed my underwear and
One began cleaning my dick and the other my ass. I got hard and he was giving me a hand job, the other guy said bend over so i xan clean your ass good. When ibent over he had lubed his fingers and put two fibgers in my ass as far as he could then he started rotating them it felt good when i was drugged up. Then he put his cock inside me i trued to fight but they held me.
He fucked me hard and fast while the other guy was jacking me off. I was never that hard before. It kind of hurt because he was huge. Then he came in me u could feel the warm cum side me, then they switched places and the other guy came in me. Right after the one guy started sucjing me abd i cane quick ib his mouth, he swallowed every drop. Then they cleaned me up. They did it two more times. Now i do it with other guys bcause i l LOVE it.
I told one of my friends that I was depressed when I was 11 because my mum and dad had a divorce. Except they didn’t and they’re happily married. It’s been on my mind a lot and honestly it really bugs me. I don’t want to tell her because we’re really close and I don’t want to ruin our friendship. I told her my sister didn’t know so don’t ask her but I’m scared she’s gonna bring it up in conversation.😬 what should I do
I suck at spelling and reading and I’m a senior at a university
I seriously can’t pronounce anything correctly
I’m taking anatomy right now and I can’t sound out any of the words
Today, I had to go to see a gynaecologist but before I went there, I washed myself 'down there' with a washrag which was lying around in the bathroom. Because I was already late I just whipped over and rushed to the my doctor. After a while, I was finally sitting on 'the chair' (ladies, you know what I am talking about) and the gynaecologist started laughing really really bad. Under laughter he tried to tell me something, after a while I was finally able to understand him. He told me that he hadn't needed to 'style' my vagina for him. I looked down and saw that it was covered in glitter.
I accidentally used the cloth my little daughter uses for painting and stuff...
My girlfriend and I (m/30) have been together for around 10 years now. Her family is originally from Russia. Shortly, after we got together, she invited me to her birthday party with her family. Up until then, I never met her family or knew much about them. Of course I agreed to come and got her a nice present and some flowers for her mother. I actually thought that it would be a small and quiet celebration.
Oh boy, was I wrong.
When we pulled up to her parents' house, I was overwhelmed. It was (still is) a really big house with fine decour and everything. I got rather nervous that her family would not like me as they obviously were playing in another league than me.
So, it was a huge party and all her family from all around the country and from Russia came to celebrate. And as you might know, the Russians love their vodka. Everyone was very kind and everyone wanted to drink with me. As soon as my glass was empty, another relative came my way holding vodka shots. My girlfriend was very busy talking to everyone and did not notice what happened until it was too late.
So, we danced, we took shots, the food was amazing. Until I noticed that I wasn't feeling so well. I didn't make it back to the bathroom, but puked all over myself, the floor and some landed on my girlfriend's mother... I was mortified!
Somehow, my girlfriend, her mother and her aunt managed to get me into the bathtub and hosed me down. They got me a pyjama of my girlfriend's dad and they put me to bed.
The next morning when I woke up I felt horrible. I was utterly ashamed, but still went down for breakfast. Everyone still present was smirking and laughing at me, but it seemed everything in good fun. Her mother came up to me with a bottle of vodka shortly after and asked if I wanted to do some shots. I almost puked on her again.
So I guess I just wanted to get this off my chest before our wedding in June when I have to see her whole family again.
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