Restroom Confessions

Last night, I had a very weird dream.
I was at my aunt's birthday party when I noticed that I urgently needed to go on the toilet but in the whole building I was not able to find a restroom. The problem was that I didn't need to pee but to empty my intestine.
Don't remember much unfortunately but when I woke up I ... already emptied my gut, next to my almost-boyfriend. We were hooking up but of cource he saw what I did and rushed off.
Oh gosh, this was the most embarrassing moment in my life!!!!

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I confess I am very jealous! With that I destroy every relationship of mine...
It started at the first date with my first boyfriend: I already checked his phone on our FIRST date while he was in the restroom, I searched his room, found his passwords and checked his accounts on a daily basis.
But of course all was unveiled some afternoon as he caught me while I was looking through his phone. But even as he found out how jealous I am, he stayed with me.
Even my next boyfriend stayed with me after he found out what a control freak I am.
I don't know why but I guess because I think of myself as something better...
I am a terrible person and I beg for redemption.

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