Pysical Confessions

Did my nurse show me her breasts on purpose? Was she talking about my big junk?
I don’t want to imply that. But I’ll let you decide.
I went to a new doc for a physical. Covid is making things nuts & their computer was down. So they took me out of order with another man needing a physical.
You know how physicals are. So at first I see a Young well endowed nurse. They are asking a million questions. I’m not talking sexual. I’m telling real answers that now seem sexual in hindsight.
Oh yeah. I’m older but look really young. The other guy was much younger. I think they thought I was younger. When she walked in I was standing there with a Captain America shirt on. People say I look like an actor. I have this huge upper body & neck. Tight waist with an 8 pack. Tree trunk muscular legs. This shirt was too tight. I have real thick muscular arms. I look all jacked up.
So I’m walks the nurse at first. She’s like ho hum. She looks at me. Its very early. I’m the first patient. They took me early by accident. I was really second. I just arrived early.
So she walks in. Dragging. Looks up. Eyes bulge. Big grin. She literally stood up so fast she jumped off the ground. She said wow. OK. Yeah. Well hello Captain America as she’s scanning me up and down. She starts brushing her hair. Adjusting her clothes. Getting nervous. Face blushes. I get this a lot. But I’m older now. So not as much as when I was young & really attractive. Back then women would follow me. Ask me out. Start giggling.
Well I’m setting there answering questions. Being honest about past medical issues. She asks about a procedure I had done. Then asks about my veins. She was now talking about the veins in my arm. I thought it was still the procedure.
So I said oh that was a female doctor and nurse. They said my main vein is by my inner thigh. They said it was really thick and had a good strong blood flow. She starts giggling & laughing. I’m like huh? She says well did they say it was long.
I said oh yeah. It’s really long I guess. It goes all the way down to my knee I guess. Or at least really close. She said really. That big. I said. Yeah. They were very impressed. They said they’d never seen one that thick and strong before. Realize. I’m talking about a real “vein” & conservation id had. But I think it seemed like I was talking about my penis. See they’d mixed me & much younger patient up. I’m in my 60’s. The other dude was like 30. But people think I’m like 30 for some reason. I get asked out by young women. I thought we were discussing a medical procedure I’d had not that long ago.
So she says I bet they were impressed if it’s that big. I’m thinking this young woman must have drunk an energy drink. Cause she is very happy. But I tend to get women excited. Sometimes to a ridiculous level.
So she’s staring at my inner thigh. But then she says do you exercise. Well not as much as I used to. She says well it looks like you do. I say oh that’s just natural. I always look jacked. People think I’m a body builder for some reason. So now she’s looking at my arms. There was other stuff that in hindsight seems like flirting.
She left for a moment. Came back to take blood. She says you’ve got good veins everywhere don’t you. I say yeah their all thick. Well she leans forward and my mind stayed well that’s some large breasts in my face. Her top was hanging low & one of those deep V things I guess. Well I realize her bra is below her big excited pink nipples. Huh. One breast is in the middle of the V & about to jump out. If it slips just a little. It’s gonna whack my face.
Well now it’s the whole strip thing. So I hear well she needs you to take everything off. I’m sorry. The computers down this morning so everything’s a mess & we’re behind so I need to hurry. If you could just take all your clothes off and hang them on the door I’ll go find you a gown. Is that OK? Oh sure. I have to strip a lot at my other doctor (True. A serious medical issue. Not sex stuff).
So I strip & my soldier jumps to attention thanks to the boob show. It really is quite impressive. But I’m thinking I didn’t know I was having s full physical today. So I hang my clothes in the hook. And here comes the door swinging open at me & an attractive younger doctor. No. I didn’t seek out a young doc. I had to get a new doc & old ones were harder to get in to see.
Well this female doc does the whole happy surprised thing. And freezes. She’s scanning me. Staring at my friend. She’s like oh hello there. As she starts trying to form words; I glance left. This is a tiny little place. So the desk nurse is very close & looking right at me. Another youngish nurse had been talking to her, but is now turned & gawking.
I’ve learned that women watch these movies. But don’t see men who really look like that very often.
So it’s that awkward moment. They were not expecting to see a nude super hero that early in the morning I guess.
I didn’t even expect to be nude. Certainly not with a large audience.
Well the spell gets broken when the other nurses patient she’d called back reaches my door. The doctor is in her way. So she stops & looks in. She was not young & attractive. But she certainly got happy.
The doctor tries to recover & greets her. Says I didnt know you were coming in today. She is still looking mostly at me and says. I brought my husband in. He isn’t feeling well. I was just going to look at the lab results from last time & then bring him in. But we can leave him out in the car for now.
I could drag it out but eventually I started getting a physical. I never did seem to get a gown until after they realized I was the wrong patient & that I didn’t even need the full physical.
It’s funny. As they were signing me out, they were bringing in the younger man. He’d had to wait. He was not a stud. They looked disappointed.
There was also a question about leakage out of my penis. She asked if it always did that. I looked down & it was leaking. She said is that urine. I said uh no. It’s uh I don’t know what it is. No she thought it might be an STD I guess. She asked if I had unprotected sex. Real doc questions. Did I only have one partner. I said oh. That’s normal. It does that sometimes if I’m over excited. She finally realized it was just that pre semen stuff that starts leaking out some time. Not a STD.
So I don’t know. It was all innocent. But I really do have to go be seen nude at times because of a serious issue. So I’ve gotten used to it. Just not quite like that.
I actually get nervous. But I have to live.

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