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I'm playing computer, playstation and xbox all day long, get drunk every evening. I even called off college. I don't know what to do with my life, I'm just fiddling away.
My girlfriend wanted to tie her to the bed and do everything I want with her. (she had seen this on the internet)
As you can imagine I tied her up really tight.
Then I farted in her face, got on my computer (which is in another room) and played Battlefield for 2 hours.
She was furious but it was worth it.
#tie #bed #girlfriend #fart #battlefield #computer #internet
I love my car and my computer more than my girlfriend.... I don't have a guilty conscience.
For days now, I sit in front of my notebook because I am too lazy to do something else. I even slept in front of my computer the other night, only because I didn't want to walk to my desk the next day.
I like my best friend and before I could tell her not like I was gonna cause that’s awkward if they don’t accept anyway’s she said she was asexual and didn’t want it be in a relationship to everyone I didn’t even tell her yet I lost all hope now we’re just best friends, what do I do? But then at the same time I don’t love her but I do I don’t know, I can’t tell if I really love her.
I told one of my colleague that our boss spys on us via spy software and that he could see everything we do on our computers. It's not true but I just wanted her not to be that lazy. She's chatting with her friends all day long and I have to do the whole work.
I got a photo of my computer in my wallet, it's over the photo of my wife and children.
I used the computer of my brother and accidentally deleted all of his movies (no porn!), music, images and photos. He doesn't know I used it because he's at work right now but when he comes home and he finds out about he, he's going to kill me! I turned the computer off and fled from the crime scene.
If he asks me, I was in my room all day. Pssst!
#computer #brother #movies #music #images #deleted #confession
I sit in front of the computer for 6 hours now, I have no friends, I haven't showered in a week, I've got an exam tomorrow morning and I haven't done anything for it.
Slowly but surely I think something is terribly wrong.....
While our kids were in school, my husband and I had to let our dog Maco be put down. He was already very old and has several tumors in his lungs. That happened 2 days ago. But we were both too scared to tell our children because they loved Maco by all their heart. They would never forgive us if they found out that we let this happen. So for 2 days now, we act like Maco went missing, we even helped our kids to create missing posters and they are spreading those posters now in our neighbourhood.
One time in school, some kid left his computer on during lunch break. Without hesitation, I searched up “furry hentai”, found the worst image I could find, and made it his desktop background. I also hid several other pictures in various folders just for the hell of it.
#funny #joke #computer #background
My husband (29) likes his computer more than me. Because I was angry, I unscrewed the computer and cut through some of the cabels. When he arrived at home, I acted like nothing happened.
He started the computer and afterwards he greeted me (I'm furious about that!!!).
In the beginning, all worked well but after I few minutes I heard him shouting and cursing.
The end of the story, he bought a new computer and he notices me even less.
I scored an own goal... Just great!
My computer is getting observed. Otherwise, I would confess.
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