Pranks Confessions

I was 21 when I went on a college trip to Cancun, Mexico. The resort we stayed at was practically full of college guys and girls ready to have some serious fun. Turned out to be wild beer drinking fun and all the sex you could get. I shared a room with another girl and don't know how many times I had to sit in the lobby while she was bagging a guy in the room. When she wasn't having sex, she would often bring guys, girls and beer into the room. I remember having a little to much to drink at the pool, went up the room to take a shower and heard her walking in with her usual friends. I was stunned when she walked into the bathroom and told her friends "there's a naked girl in here" She walked out with two classes, towel, my wet bikini, left me stuck stark naked facing the wall in glass door shower with the door wide open. "Doesn't her butt look cute" while her drunk girl friends laughed and guys sat on the bed looking at me. I had the sinking feeling that my butt wasn't going to be the only thing I would be forced to exposed. I was bare ass naked, frozen with shame and about to be pulled out and publicly humiliated. I almost died when those drunk girls came in and carried me out the door with legs wide open. The fact that I was totally shaved down, my gaping pussy wide open and clearly exposing my clit was overwhelmingly humiliating. It was a trip I would never forget. I had never been exhibited naked and much less having guys groping my tits and playing with my pussy. I showed everything that night, sexually turned on guys and it never went passed than manually aroused. It was beer, a naked girl and I was the life of the party and all under the excuse of normal college horse play and realized making a fuss out of it would be far more embarrassing.

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My wife put one of those safe driver chips in my car. I started hearing you go too fast in one stretch. Then ride the breaks. I was speeding up for hills. Then riding the breaks down the steep hills.
Oh you slam on breaks. I drive into rural mountains with lots of deer.
So I now take the chip off when I must go up & down those roads. Then put it in for the other roads. On those roads I go 40-45 in a 65-70 if I’m alone in the old car. Don’t want a rear end with kids in car.
So now she’s like you don’t drive as much anymore. But you don’t speed or ride the breaks anymore. They say your going too slow sometimes. I do speeed up if I see cops.
Well now I’m unplug my battery. Then hook it back up. That triggers my good alarm system. I’m not sure; but it may damage that little chip. Because this is the second time they’ve asked us to mail it to them.
My wife says she’s just taking the chip off my car. She’ll leave it on hers. Yes. That was my plan.
Hey, I never stop. I will annoy you to no end.

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