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My boyfriend and I quite both smoking one year ago. We wanted to life a healthier life.
What he doesn't know is that I started smoking again about 2 months later, I even thought about starting to smoke pot again because it's just so relaxing and nice.
My little brother (19, I'm 22) smokes a lot of pot and afterwards he thinks he is still able to drive a car. I don't know where he's driving but mostly he is high as f*ck. A few days ago, I found out that he also drives after he had drunk alcohol and that was enough. I anonymously called the police to arrest him.
About 10 minutes later, it knocked on the door and the cops got my brother, he is now in a drunk tank until he's sober.
I will never ever tell him that I called the cops....
Because I'd like to be able to do baking, I bake a lot in the last weeks. Last weekend, I made bread, but instead of oregano, I put some of my weed in the dough. Didn't notice it at first but my daughter (she's 9) ate some of the bread for breakfast, I soon noticed that something was wrong.
I really should stop smoking pot.
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When I was young, I was obsessed with potatos. I loved them so much that I actually wanted to be a potato. I even wanted to make my friends and families into potatos so that we could all live together as potatos. I refused to eat potatos at the dinner table, as to not betray my brethren. Something about their brownish skin and muscular build just drew me to them.
I used to paint myself brown and lie around in potatoes all day. I even tried to inject myself with blight so I could be more like a potato. Sometimes I fantasise about being a potato and walking around with a potato bat and hitting people with it and that would turn them into a potato as well.
I always wanted a job as a potato farmer but I don't have enough money to do so. Some nights I even put a bald cap on my wife's head and paint it brown like a potato. I think she talks to her friends about it they always look at me funny whenever they see me. Maybe it's because sometimes I put on my giant brown paper machè potato suit and waddle around like a potato
Because I'm really lazy I made myself a handicapped ID. Now, I can park on disabled parking spots.
I have just started mastrubating and now I can't stop. I'm F15 so my parents or siblings are always around so I have to be quite. I go beneath the covers of my bed and strip naked. Then I start by getting my nips hard before fingering myself until I orgasm. It's really great and the fact that someone could catch me only makes it hotter. I don't have a dildo but really want one because I can never get deep enough with my fingers alone.
Because I am a big Harry Potter fan, I know every spell and I try if I have magic powers as well.
I train every day very hard but until now, nothing happened.
I am obsessed with Harry Potter!
If I could I would leave the muggle world behind to become a witch. I would even leave my family and my friends.
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