Politican Confessions

My roommates are so angry. Some love Trump. Some love Obama. I can get along with them when they are separate. But when they all choose to try to eat together it briefly starts our pleasant. Then they are yelling at each other. I’m like wow. How do I leave this area of the house.
I hate being old & divorced. Someone else owns everything I ever worked for. I have to endure this.
I actually like all but one of them. That one I can only tolerate. Too angry.
But they don’t like each other. There relatives or friends show up & its Trump & Obama. They all think Biden is an idiot by the way; but will win. None of them like or respect Biden. So strange that we are fixing to elect someone no one I know likes or respects. Even the ones who show up & seem to be socialists think Biden is incompetent. But they hate Trump.
I’m tired of politics. I don’t care. I don’t want to talk about it.
I don’t care are global cooling; warming, or whatever they call it now. I don’t care about asteroids or hemorrhoids. I don’t care that rich entertainers are mad or having sex with farm animals. I don’t care that some royalty person from another country married someone from the ghettos & they are making commercials together. I don’t care that some fat director craps in front of his assistants.
I don’t even want to know the details. Why are you angry that Trump has orange skin & corns on his feet. Why are you angry that Obama was a foreign exchange student & had bi sex while high on coke in college. Why do you care that an asteroid may hit us. Why are you worried about a hurricane that’s hitting another country. Why do you care in we faked the moon landing.
I’ll admit; the whole alien thing does intrigue me. But that’s only because I saw some weird flying craft up close. I used to build stuff for space. I’m very smart. I’m still trying to figure out how some of that tech works. Let me inside of one & I might figure it out.
I don’t think it’s space aliens. I think it’s secret tech. But we are way ahead of where I though we were. But I can’t have intelligent conversations with these people because now one is telling me she was abducted. I listened to her story. It’s illogical. Either she’s lying or confused.
I’ll prove that with one of the other abduction stories I’ve heard. Please pay attention.
Very smart college educated dude claims he was driving down road at 1am. UFO appears over car. It stops. Lights stay on. He is beamed up.
Well my IQ is so high I can explain all of that.
He is now in space on a giant ship. For many hours they test him & ask him questions in his own mind. OK. Possible. I can explain that.
He’s took back. Blacks out as he’s put back in his car. He wakes up. Car door is open. Lights on. Engine off. He cranks car. Goes home. Sneaks in so parents don’t see him before 5 am. Goes to bed.
He really believes that happened. However; I’m smarter than nearly any person on earth. I catch things others miss. Now I’m old & senile. But I see flaws. I have driven that very same stretch of road. During the exact same time frame as he described. During the same hours. I’ve lived in the same area of each city during my life. I was leaving the same place at nearly the exact same time. Going to basically the same place. I passed his stop point before reaching mine.
It’s a very busy highway by day. By night there are endless big trucks always in the right lane he used. There are constant lone cars & big trucks either passing or speeding in the left. State troopers are hiding there every day & night because it’s a deadly area & perfect place to hand out tickets. It is an endless series of going up & down steep little hills. With tight curves thrown in. You had better get some speed up going down the hill or you are crawling at the top of the next. Trucks are endlessly getting stuck in the left & trying to pass the other in the right while both suddenly bottom out to under 25. While you were doing 70 moments before. Hiding on the steep drop offf edges in tall grass are troopers. You never know where or when. Sometimes a few. Sometimes a whole lot. It’s like a bunch of sharks waiting to be fed by divers.
You want to speed. But there’s never been a time you made it thru all those hills without seeing a cop.
Not to mention you can come over those hills at 2am & suddenly have both lanes blocked by tractor trailers doing 10 mph. You had better pay attention.
So this guy claims his car stopped at the bottom of one of those hills. His headlights are on. He’s in right lane. Drivers door is open into left lane (oh. If you try to go off edge of road you have like one foot of extra pavement, then a steep fall off into a ditch; rocks, trees. You don’t ever want to go beyond the line doing more than 10. In parts you can’t go over at all). So how would someone pass him at speed or even slow without hitting his door? It’s in the lane. These are tight lanes.
Every truck has a CB. They are going to warn each other. The cops are going to hear that & probably be called. Cops are endlessly going up & down the same stretch too.
He says his car rolled to stop. He stared at the craft as it lowered. Etc. He came back. Slept for a while. Woke up groggy & confused. Tried to start his car. Battery was drained. Kept trying. Got it started. Shut door. Went home. In bed Freire 5 when parents wake up. Left at other end at 1, 4 hrs earlier.
The entire time as slow & stop; then awaken drowsy & then start car & go, no one ever passes him. I have made that exact same drive in same lanes & times & days hundreds of times. There’s never a time that’s possible. The rest of the world doesn’t stop going & coming to work; stop transporting goods & handing out tickets to out of state truckers, just because aliens chose to abduct you that day. Even they must be in our reality to interact with us. I’ll try to view this as a scientist with an open mind. I have a great imagination. But we must agree some laws must be observed. Such as common sense.
Then there’s this problem. I was driving a German sports car. He was driving an old Yugo. I can haul ass up & down hills. I used to race cars on a very small level. I know how to get up & down the hills & around the corners. I also know where the fuzz are most likely to be. This means I speed often within reason & slow so as not to get tickets. I worked with this guy. He was still driving the same car since it was a recent event. Every day when we left he left immediately. I chatted with friends. Then left. A short distance down the road I’d zoom right past him. Dude never made speed limit. People got mad cause he often wasn’t even 5 under. One of those old Church lady drivers. Young dude. Still learning how to drive. Said he had same habits before this happened. Oh did I mention I’m very highly educated. Lots of degrees in science & hight tech stuff. I started working in an engineering firm as an associate at 16. But I also hunt & fish; married a cheerleader. I’m not a nerd or goober. I’ve never touched drugs or alcohol. I’m from a military & space research family.
So I averaged about 73 mph hr covering the same stretch of road in same time frame. It took me roughly 2 hrs from his start to end point. It’s a long tedious drive. You only make it if you insist on living in that rural area, while attending college or working in that high tech place with all the jobs.
So he leaves a friends house at one. This dude never hits 50 mph. Ever that I saw. He’s slowly creeping up endless steep grades. Nervously gong down steep grades. Comes to a stop at one bottom. Studies a UFO. Gets beamed up. Spends hours in holding; talking; tests. Is transported back. Gets beamed down. Takes a nap. Wakes up. Clears his head. Eventually gets car to start. Slowly drives home groggy. Gets in bed before 5am.
Now as a science driven person I took it serious for two reasons. I have put my hand on what the Navy now calls a Tic Tac. I spent over 30 minutes studying it from every angle & looking inside. I can explain a lot of what I saw because I’m very smart. I can’t explain some of the tech I saw. Because I’ve never heard of such things. I’d need access & time to study & test it to figure out how it works. So here was a very smart person going to college in a tech field. He seemed honest & sincere every day. No none-sense person. He claimed to have been in a craft.
Cool. Someone who has been inside. Now we are talking.
He had no tech data to share. Just interaction with aliens. See that bothers me. My mind would have sucked in all the details. All I get out of this intelligent person who at work is very observant & mechanically inclined is info on grays. Can’t describe the instruments or tests. Yet he paid attention to the technical details of our machines on his first day. I would know. I trained everyone. He was far above what we usually got. Half of our people were either ex military; or in college. The other half not so much. Someone has to do the tedious unskilled stuff.
So I got him to open up because I’ve always been intrigued by that tic tac me & half the street stared at in the 70’s. I never talked about it for two reasons. 1) only a handful of people would grasp what I saw. 2) you don’t talk about such things if you want certain jobs. You can’t expect to advance in life if you talk about crazy stuff. My military family & people I’ve rubbed elbos with have heard about or seen odd stuff too. But you don’t talk about it. We’ve also seen secret high tech stuff. You don’t talk about that stuff.
I always assumed that was just some of our high tech. I could see a military base from where I stood after all. Members of my extended family have invented stuff for the space program. I know we know stuff we can’t tell you. To keep you safe & keep a small standing military we must keep a tech edge. It’s vital to you staying alive. We go fight in the wars. So it really matters to us too. You can’t trust many foreign governments no matter what the far left tells you. We must live in harsh reality so you can live in a euphoric fantasy land within your mind. They have high tech you don’t know about either. We all must have secrets. They spend a lot of money & efforts influencing idiots here to try to help them steal our tech. They have people in our colleges & industries working us over daily. Most of you just lack the IQ to fully grasp that. That’s OK. But remember. There are nations that would team up & rapidly invade this nation if they thought they could pull it off. They constantly plot such things.
They’ve been planning it since WWII ended. They just can’t find a way. They have also been attempting to overthrow us from within for a long time. They actually are behind the whole socialist on campus movement that started in the 60’s. All you really have to do is play on fears. You had colleges full of rich kids taking every class possible to dodge the Nam draft. If they got educated enough they didn’t have to serve. They’d take their drugs & live in fear of death. Blaming us for the real war images they finally saw on TV was easier than blaming the enemy. If they protested enough they could stop us from fighting so they wouldn’t have to go. They had no way of stopping the socialists. Fear causes you to find a way to survive. The socialist spies just used that fear.
I laughed my butt off when the USSR put down their guns for the cameras. They were far behind in tech. Slave labor isn’t as inspired as free people. Clinton sent China our high tech. Now we have the socialists caught back up.
You do realize this pandemic either accidentally walked out of one of China’s labs; or this is a simple test by them to see how we react don’t you? Oh we have to pretend it came from a wet market accidentally to keep the lemmings calm. For society to function we cant have panic. But let’s pretend it was innocent. There’s nothing innocent about how their government suppressed & hid how easily the virus spreads. At the very least if we pretend to believe this is all innocent we must accept that socialism is very dangerous because the ruling elite has the power to hide the truth & do not care that a pandemic is killing so many people worldwide.
Argue if you chose. But I saw it coming. By the time y’all woke up I had a large collection of high end N95’s; face shields; gloves; germ x; toilet paper; dried & canned food; frozen meat. I was wearing my ppe & picking off hours to shop long before they told you too.
I knew they’d have to delay telling you to wear masks because Bill Clinton put most of your PPE lines overseas. They needed to save what they could grab for hospitals.
You’ll be happy to know I got high level PPE in bulk at discounted prices before this hit.
People were laughing as I made trips over & over to clean out every bodies cheap store brand toilet paper before this hit. My house; attic; garage; shed looks like a big box store. My ex thought I was going insane when I filled up every corner with stuff. I asked her am I ever wrong. She said well every once in while. But usually not. Precisely. When we dated I told her when & how the World Trade Center would come down. Within certain perimeters of course. It was obvious after the failed attempt when Clinton was in office. People like me can see this stuff coming. But we can’t get people like you to listen. And if we could you’d panic & run around like crazy people. No offense.
Well I need some sleep. Time to eat. I’ll tell you this though. If they don’t get a vaccine in the next 5 months I’m going to have to go buy toilet paper & paper towels. I’m hoping by then the stores will be stocked & prices reasonable. Have canned meat went up? I limit my shopping. I do know meat has. You can only shove so much cheap chicken & ground meat in those freezers. I do have a mountain of canned meats & dried beans. I think I over did that. Not to mention the canned vegetables; fruit; rice. My bed still has that crap piled up around it.
My nephew got tickled. This is no joke. Over my head are two samurai swords. I’m very good with both hands. I just reached & touched my AK 47 & pump German shotgun. Now with the other hand I just touched my 45; Kevlar vest; night vision, & helmet. Jungle boots & camo are right there. I have a loaded backpack with extra clips & first aid ready to grab. Under my bed is an M16; & other toys.
A K bar is under my pillow. I sleep with a hand on it sometimes without meaning to. It’s covered of course.
I laugh at myself. But growing up this stuff was drilled into me by vets. Must always be ready. In fairness I do live on a small mountain in thick woods. We have some big wild animals that show up. I once woke up to a deadly snake in my room.
I’ve had to kill a deadly snake that one of my toddlers was suddenly beside. You either are prepared or your kid may die.
I remember being a teen. Wild dogs suddenly burst out of the trees. We’re they chasing an animal? The neighbors kids? I quickly grabbed my rifle & started shooting. My neighbors reacted fast & soon joined in. I was trying to take out all the lead dogs fast. Then the closet to the woods. I got at least 3. Multiple people shooting at very long range. Well it was there field. But I was very long range. About 250 yards for me. Which is what slowed me. Long shots for that rifle. But I reached the woods before they. They got into thick stuff after I started shooting them in there. So I had to pull my blade & do close work. Not sure if we got them all.
City people would cry. Oh the poor animals. Well those predators would eat those same morons whining. I have pets. I’ve given money to save endangered species. I’m part Native American. I live in balance with nature. But I’m not going to leave something that can kill my neighbors children. Do you worry about the big city where street gangs & high cholesterol is your biggest worry.
I’ll worry about keeping my family safe.
Rock on. I am Iron Man. Time to eat. Lift to Oz. And get moving.

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