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In front of my balcony is are park benches. In summer, on these banks are ALWAYS old grannies, talking and gossiping about all possible shit. So I poured water on them. In the apartment above mine lived some young dude who had attracted attention because of drugs and stuff several times by now.
After one of my pouring sessions, the guy was suspected and he lost is apartment.
Btw: There's a free apartment above me right now. Is someone interested? ;-)
Yesterday, someone parked in my driveway. My neighbours celebrated their marriage or something like that.
I was so pissed of that I put bird seed on the car, shortly afterwards, a dozen doves were sitting (and shitting) on the car, picking for the seed, making huge scratches in the car. It was great!
#parking #driveway #neighbours #celebration #marriage #bird #seed #revenge
I want to force a woman to strip in the park in the middle of the night. Not rape her, not even touch her. Simply threaten her, make her take off everything, even her socks and shoes. Then I tell her she can run home like that.
I'll never actually do it- it would be far too traumatizing to the woman. I'll never do it because if I do it once, I'll do it again. And again.
I simply had to confess my horrible fantasy.
When I reserved out of a parking space I accidentally drove into another car. There were a lot of witnesses, so I got out of my car, took a piece of paper and wrote something like "Sorry, I drove against your car. There are many people watching me, so I am writing this letter as an excuse. My bad, Jim!"
Actually, my name is Joe.
Because I'm really lazy I made myself a handicapped ID. Now, I can park on disabled parking spots.
Female, 14.
Because I am not allowed to smoke, me and a friend of mine meet once a day in our near park to smoke a cigarette. We always put the snags in a plastic bag and throw them in a rubbish bin.
A few days ago a fire occured in that park. One of our cigarettes kept glowing and set the bin on fire, a few trees and some bushes got also burnt down and now the police and everyone is looking for those persons who set the fire.
It's a desaster, we can't go to our parents because they didn't allow us to smoke and if they would find out, all hell breaks loose....
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