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There is this woman in our office that I just cannot stand. She is always complaining and she is really overweight. She is always complaining about the shitty office equipment and if she has nothing to say about that, she is complaining about her weight and crying loudly that she needs to lose weight. I have a sweet tooth and have always some chocolate or other sweets with me and I know started asking her if she'd like some. Of course, I am all smiles and friendly, because I only want to share my good stuff, ya know?
She always declines, but I see how she's struggling and that fills me with so much joy.
Please forgive me for my disgraceful attitude.
At different times in my life I masturbated outside in semi-public areas where I could have been seen. I would take off all of my clothes and walk away, sometimes just a few feet other times a hundred feet or more. It started the summer I was fifteen. During the day I rode my bike to a nearby park. Stripped and waited while I got an erection, then masturbated to orgasm. I would get on the bike and ride home, Other times, I would go out after dark, remove my clothes and walk away from them, getting hard as I walked. I realized that when I did this, my erections were harder and my orgasms were stronger. The daytime and nighttime experiences probably numbered ten in total during that summer.
I did this only a few times in my twenties, driving to a park or walking from my apartment to get naked. I was much more aware of the risk and got much more excited. I thought of someone watching me, but I did not want that to happen. The possibility was enough to arouse me and result in long orgasms with substantial ejaculation.
There was a ten year period when I did not engage in this behavior, then I resumed it for a few months when I was 38. It was during that time that i took greater chances in spite of the risk. I would be naked longer, delaying orgasm as long as I could. Sometimes I would masturbate twice. I found myself thinking about it during the day. planning where I might go to masturbate.
At that time I began dating a woman. Mutual masturbation was part of our sex life. We would masturbate one another or watch each other masturbate. Without confessing my previous experiences, I asked her if she every did it outside. She had not, but was intrigued. For a couple of years we occasionally got naked outside and masturbated or had sex.
I REALLY want to fuck my ex colleague. Shes 8 years older than me, we are both married.. we worked together for 3 years and had a great normal friendship, but after we got retrenched and didnt see each other for a while , I missed her a lot. When I saw her again , I immediately experienced a new feeling towards her, an euphoric feeling which immediately aroused me.. since then I have this intense desire to wrap her legs around me, slide my fat cock in her pussy and fuck her in every position and hole.. I literally fantasize about her pussy creaming on my cock before I cum deep inside her pussy. I dont know if the feeling is mutual so I dont want to act on it and fuck up my life completely. Her name is Tanya, a mother of two blonde kids and she drives a vw.. I just hope you see this and feel the same
We were both 15, we had just taken our impact testing so we could do sports. As we were walking around the school he pulled me in and gave a me kiss, not a long one just a peck. We both knew he had a girlfriend (even though she was 18 and almost 2 1/2 hours away.) We kept walking and occasionally he would grab my ass and pull me into him so my ass would press against his dick. I remember him whispering "come here and fell it through your big ass" then kissing my neck. He followed me into a bathroom and pushed me against a stall and then fingered me standing up while still kissing me with pecks (we didn't make out at all) after that we went back to our friends who didn't realize we left and just talked. It's kinda been weird between us but it should roll over, even though we have a pool party to go to next Saturday 😋💦
The wife of a new client came into my shop this am and offered to 'sweeten the deals' if I am willing to reduce the rate for them and not issue receipts.
She is a tall, large framed woman with some heft. I did ask her what she could offer in form of sweetness.
She flat out told me that she has a very large clit that is made for sex.
Take that, woman's liberation and equality activists!
A client per proxy is willing to prostitute herself to gain financial advantage.
I will take her up on her offer. She is married, not I am; she has to sort out her conscience, not me.
I confess to have sex with a girl from my office 3 times during last year. While my wife caught some messages we exchanged about praising each other, I was able to convince her that I have broken all relationships with her. My wife too works in the same office and keeps meeting her. I liked to have sex with her as she has a great body not so good face though.
I have had sex with many prostitutes in my bedroom while my wife was in office. I lied to her that I have to go out of office for work and went home have sex.
I love my wife and have a healthy sexual relationship wiith her but i always have ugers to go in bed with different women.
I like to touch myself and jack off in the car in parking lots hoping someone will catch me. If a female saw it and wasn’t mad I would cum everywhere.
Every tuesday is pizza day in my office. This means our boss buys pizza for the whole office. Because my office is in the fifth floor and the cafeteria is in the first floor, I often have difficulties getting a slice of pizza. Some of my stupid and egoistic colleagues always take half or the whole pizza and disappear in their offices. The entire staff gets 5 to 8 pizzas. We are 32 people.
So today, I waited for the pizza man and put laxatives on each pizza before leaving them in the cafeteria.
Hahaha, what a fun. The entire third floor was blocking the restrooms for the rest of the day.
#pizza #laxative #office #staff #egoistic #revenge #confession
Yep here I am, sitting at my desk, supposed to work but I don't. I spend the last hour reading through the comments. I'm almost done. The next thing I do is looking for another website to waste my working hours.
When I was 12 I watched my older sisters shower, dress, and sometimes masturbate. That is when I remember first getting a hardon. And it led to me masturbating. They never new I watched and jacked off thinking of their hot bodies. Now I am embarressed that this happened.
One day I decided to wear a flesh toned bra underneath assort of see thru tank top with all these little sequins and rhinestones to work. It was a warm sunny morning and I decided to walk as it was only about 5/6 blocks. I had on tight black jeans and that sparkly top and was looking GOOD! Horns were tooting and this really well dressed suit type stopped sipping his coffee and said "Dayum! Woman you are hot!" I loved it! Made me feel like a 16 year old. I stuck out my chest making my 36DD look even bigger. My ego was super inflated for about a week!
I caught my little sis and boyfriend screwing. It was such a weird feeling. I liked and didn't like it at the same time. They were going at it and getting into it like I have never seen or experienced. I just stood there silently and watched. Now I am so confused in so many ways and no idea what to think or do. I confess to being lost.
Since the beginning of the summer I know that at least 8 neighborhood girls have seen me naked and probably all of them have watched me masturbate. It started with my next door neighbor Hanna whose house is connected to my house. Her patio is only a few feet away from my sliding door that goes into my rec. room. I knew she saw me naked and instead of being embarrassed by it I got a hard on. I'm 16 and Hanna and most of her friends are either 12 or 13 and she started having her friends look in at me. I make sure the drape is open enough for them to see in and I make sure there are plenty of lights on. I didn't jerk off right away but when I started seeing them almost every afternoon it made me so horny I started letting them not only see me naked but also jerking off. even now that school is back they still sneak over in the afternoon. My parents don't get home until 6 o'clock so i have plenty of time to stay naked for them. One day in August Hanna even told me she saw me naked but I just told her I didn't care. Beside Hanna I know most of the girls from the neighborhood but there are three I don't know.
The last two weeks, I stole more office supplies and was more time on the internet than I worked.
I (f/20) took advantage of a stranger a few years ago. I was 16 when it happened and I was in town shopping with my best friend. While walking down the street, a guy around 25/30 came up to us and asked us in broken English if we would like to have some coffee with him and that it would be his treat. My bff was against it at first, but I convinced her. It was free coffee after all!
So, we went to a cáfe and tried to have a conversation with him. He was from some dirt poor country or something like that and his English was really terrible. What we found out was that he wanted to go to university and bring his family to him (they were still in his country of origin) and that he migrated because he thought that he could have a better life here. He had no friends and apparently had a hard time making friends and connections.
We asked him why he wanted to have coffee with us and I am not sure, but I think he thought we were cute or something.
We tried to talk to him for like half an hour or more, but it was more or less pointless. His English was really really bad. Why come to our country if you are not able to speak the language???
Anyway... He went to the restroom eventually and we decided to bolt. He wanted to pay for our drinks anyway, so I guess that is not a problem...
I talked to my bff about it today and she said that we behaved like total dickheads back then. I never thought about it before she brought it up today.. Well, I guess I am feeling kind of bad about it now.
So, forgive me?
#stranger #advantage #freedrinks #poor #bad #guilty #pity #bff #coffee #confession
i wanted to something so great so my parents can say i am proud of you my son . as i am not good at many things but i know i am very much good at my work and i am doing it with all my heart and doing really great my manager and other team member complimented me about my work many times but in returns i didn't get good appraisal and some time they cancel my leaves and all it's heart me a lot. sometime i think it's not my hard work in office that is going to make my parents proud i keep looking the opportunities to do something different but all the time i ended at my work like i am good at this, i can do something great in this.. maybe i am working in the wrong company or under wrong manger coz its been 2 year and they still don't know about my abilities and utilizing me in that way. all they care about constant money is coming not giving the opportunities to younger employees who can really make a difference.
I save money by re-using toilet paper coffee filters and underwear. I wear this underwear for two weeks now, it's still clean enough, why bothering?
I started a new job fairly recently. It's an office job and I have a lot of new colleagues.
Someone started calling me Dennis on my first day there. My name is not Dennis and is not even lose to Dennis.
But I am really shy and anxious when it comes to social situations, so I did not correct them when they started calling me Dennis.
It's been 3 weeks now and most of them started calling me that.
Well, I guess I am a Dennis now.
#job #new #wrong #name #correct #work #office #colleagues #anxious #shy
I'm at work now and everyday i will go to the toilets to masturbate thinking of my little sister in law.
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