Notsorry Confessions

I’m paranoid my girlfriend will leave little does she know I have a history of self harming

#sad   #sorrynotsorry  

My mother met a man online several years ago and they got together rather quickly. We learned only later on that he is a very jealous bastard and he often screamed at my brother and me and brought my mom to tears more often than not.
That is why my best friend and I decided to take revenge on him for all the times he made my mother cry. He had some kind of online bookshop for old collectibles and that is why his office was filled with old books and I mean hundreds and hundreds of them. So, we did the only reasonable thing and pissed on each and every one of them. He never noticed haha.
Fortunately, they are not together anymore, so I do not have to see him any longer.
But I am very sorry for all the people who bought those pissed books.

#piss   #books   #ex   #mother   #revenge   #confession   #sorry   #notsorry  

What I do in my free time:

- watch porn
- eat dorritos
- spotify in shuffle mode
- MJs
- shisha
- go to bed at 1 am, wake up at 6
- south park
- reddit

Rinse and repeat. Hell yes

#lazy   #sorrynotsorry