Newspaper Confessions

Once, a man called and he wanted to sell me an abo for a newpaper. I told him that I was blind and not able to read. Then I insulted him and ask him why he's treating me like that. In the end, he cried and apologized.
Yeah, it was a lie but it's hilarious!

#blind   #newspaper   #caller   #hilarious   #lie  

As kids me and my brother always hid the poop of our dogs in the newspapers of our neighbours.

#dog   #poop   #newspaper   #funny   #kids