Naughtiness Confessions

Long ago, when I was maybe five or six years old, I was squatting inside the hedge near our front sidewalk when I experienced a sudden naughty impulse to slide down my pants and expose my bare bottom. I didn't do it, but still enjoyed the thought of surprised passersby getting an eye full. Somehow, I've never forgotten this incident over the decades.

Later, as a teenager, I visited a friend's bedroom and we both eventually ended up naked in the summer heat. He soon complained about an odor and insisted on examining my rear end. "Can't you wipe better than that?" he exclaimed. I had been taught to wipe in a standing position which was apparently unusual, as he informed me that everyone else wiped while seated. Then he took me into his bathroom where I sat down and cleaned up using moistened tissues. Ever since this lesson, I've always wiped while seated and have had much cleaner underwear.

At this age, I wasn't really familiar with my "hidden anatomy", and had certainly never used a mirror between my cheeks; but I didn't at all mind my bottom being the center of attention.

#exhibitionism   #naughtiness   #hygiene