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A friend of mine flew to New York, shortly after the attacks on the World Trade Center on 9/11. Because I knew when he arrived in New York, I sent him a text message like: "Bush, Bomb, Attack, Terror" or something like that.

He was scared after the plane had landed and he tought be would get arrested.
But nothing happened.


#attacks   #wtc   #newyork   #bomb   #terror   #textmessage   #evil   #confession  


Back then when I was an soldier in Germany, I was pretty drunk and I puked into sink in the barracks.
Something blocked the sink and my "legacy" couldn't disappear. The next day, some of my buddies had to clean it up and I didn't tell him that this was my mess.


#mess   #puke   #legacy   #sink   #soldier  


After I got drunk on Christmas Eve, I threw up in the front garden, up to our front door. I went to bed without cleaning it up. The next day, I played shocked and surprised; like "What idiot did this?! OH MY GOD!"
Haha, what a mess!


#drunk   #mess  


I’m in love with this girl it’s to the point we’re i dream about her toes in my mouth and sucking her tits what should i do?


#fetish   #horny   #message   #me  


I have many things to confess. Perhaps not all on this one post..but none the less.

I have always been lazy. I think it started because of my mom. She never would clean out her car and there would be piles of dishes by her night stand. We called it the "jenga pile". I always thought it was disgusting but I ended up being the same way.

Now, I have my own car. Its completely disgusting. I dont clean my room for months straight. I recently kinda quit my job, and im just living at home. All i do is lay in bed all day. Its 3:24 PM and I havent done shit. I hate the way I am but Im just so lazy. I hate doing things. I just dont have the energy to change.


#mom   #lazy   #disgusting   #dirty   #messy  


To be honest, this has nothing to do with sex. I just wanted to get a message out and I knew most people usually go on this category. I've liked this guy for a little over a year now. We have a lot in common and we used to be really close because we were always having to sit next to each other in class. We had a band concert recently and I was really upset because this was the first concert I had where I wasn't sitting next to him. Later that week, I was hanging out with my friends when one of them.. let's call her May... brought up the topic of my crush... let's call him Brayden. I told them about how I felt after the concert was over and started to cry. All three of my friends... May... uh, Monica... and, uh, Alexis... told me I should just get over him. That is when I went full on rage mode.

They were telling me to get over him? For God's sake! I couldn't believe they went there! Alexis was fucking dating a guy from fucking Norway! May was fucking leading on a fucking senior (we are all freshmen)! Monica is asexual so I had nothing against her... but she has a secret admirer... let's call him Daniel... so, yeah. "Sure and in the meantime, May, you can stop talking to that Senior, Alexis, time for you to break up with that Norwegian guy, and Monica, you should just transfer schools so Daniel doesn't have to deal with your asexual ways!" I was so fucking mad!

By now you have all realised that I have a very short temper but I had a reason to snap. Next time you feel like telling someone to get over their crush, remember what it would be like if someone told you that. It sucks. We are separated now and Alexis commit suicide. I hate those girls so much for making me feel that shitty.


#love   #betrayal   #friends   #crush   #suicide   #remember   #tears   #hate   #temper   #message  


I change some of wikipedia's entries just to mess with people. Most of the facts and stuff I change stay like that.
I don't regret anything; it's you own fault when you believe everything which is written on wikipedia.


#wikipedia   #changes   #entry   #mess   #fault   #funny   #confession  



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