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I used to be obessed with my crush in 7th grade and then he movied and unfollowed me from instagram..
God in heaven this girl that works at Taco Bell is so insanely gorgeous. I wish I could be with her I'd be the happiest guy on the planet. Instead I've been single for over a decade and hate my skinny appearance. I'll probably die alone.
I write poems and short stories. I even have a dream diary.
I'm a 27 years old guy living at his parents place...
I was shopping the other day looking for some cute shoes for my new dress. I even found some shoes, brown ones with closers on the right sight. Like you can imagine those shoes were SO EXPENSIVE, I could never ever in my life afford them. I just put them on, left my old sneakers behind and walked out of the store. 2 policemen were standing in front of the building, I nicely said hello and went on.
#shopping #dress #shoes #closer #sneaker #thief #police #confess
My birthday was two days ago and no one remembered
I am just so sad
Why am I such a loser
I jerk off to my friends facebook pics. I've made goon captions and posted it on reddit. Ive never had a gf and i jerk off at least 3 times a day. I am premature. I will probably spurt before i even penetrate her. One of my friends had a tight bra at school and i could see it from her shirt. I got a boner. I jerked of in class by squeezing my thighs and came.
The last few months were really hard for me. I lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and some of my friends turned their backs on me because they think I'm a total loser.
Some days ago I got totally wasted and emptied my whole stock of alcohol. As you may guess, I threw up. Not just once but several times. The entire apartment stank like hell.
The lady who rented the apartment to me sent me a written warning. She thought I had a party and several people puked.
I’m poor and can’t afford doctor. I woke up with blood coming out of me.
I’ve got a weird bleeding place somewhere else that hurts. Been hurt for months. Now an area of my body hurts really bad. It’s an area where my disease is.
I would try an over counter medicine but I don’t have a car to get it. And if I try to walk I’ll pass out. And my shoes have holes. I hate my life.
My sin is I let one of my children down. He now has serious problems in his life because I failed him. I can’t undo it. I’m a terrible parent. I’m so pathetic this probably won’t even get posted.
One of my friends is a total loser. He only had D's in school and in worklife it's even worse, he got fired the other day because he couldn't remember his bosses name. And I don't want to start about his woman skills, there are non.
First, I tried to help him but it's just not possible. Now I began to expose him in every arising situation. You can't imagine what fun it is to she him struggle and fall. In a metaphorical way of course.
#loser #friend #school #worklife #woman #exposure #confession #evil
I want everyone to know that I am a small dicked loser that never had a girlfriend before and am 25 years old now, pretty much set to be a virgin for life as I instead fantasize about virtual girls that don't exist to be my girlfriend.
One example being Shantae the Half Genie belly dancer I would give up everything for just for her to notice me.
Please laugh at how pathetic I am because I am only good to amuse you.
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