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I almost never brush my teeth. I can go over a month without doing so and not even notice. I'm trying to get back into the act of brushing my teeth as my teeth look kinda yellow and I'm sure I have multiple cavities but I keep forgetting.
It's 1.51 in the morning and I haven't done anything for my exams tomorrow morning.
Sorry, but I don't think that I'll pass them........
I am too lazy to bring down my trash, so I throw it down the balcony.
#lazy #trash #confession #balcony
I confess that the same is happening to me like to everyone else... I don't to work!
I am about to do the citizenship test in Germany because my German girlfriend wants it so badly.
I told her that I studied and that I'll pass it but I am not sure. Haven't done anything for it.
Wish me luck!
The last two weeks, I stole more office supplies and was more time on the internet than I worked.
I have made some cookies for the birthday of a friend. But my dad and I ate them all.
So now, she only gets a birthday card because I'm too lazy to make some new cookies.
I told my teacher my mom has cancer so she would let me eat and sleep in class. My teacher said I should do what I thought was best for me.
My mother is perfectly fine, I just played Xbox the whole night and hadn't got time to sleep or eat.
#lie #mother #cancer #teacher #school #lazy #xbox #sleep #eat #confession
I have never cooked for myself in my entire life because I never needed to. I grew up in a rich family with servants and maids, they did everything for me.
I am now 40 years old and I will probably never take care of myself because I don't need to.
I confess I am lazy and love my lazy lifestyle.
Because it's spring break and therefore I don't have to go to school, I made plans to stay at home the whole time and be as lazy as possible. Next to my bed I positioned my laptop, my remote control, 20 gallons of Seven Up, my game boy and my play station 3 controller. I told my parents I am on vacation.
The only time I stand up is to go to the toilet, maybe to take a shower and to open the door for the delivery guy.
It's the best time of my life but I am a bit ashamed that I lied to everyone to be alone.
I have become a hoarder. I go on eBay late at night when everyone is asleep and I buy luxury clothing and shoes that are not even my size. I started working from home so I can accept the packages without my husband knowing. I have boxes on top of boxes and I tell him that they are inventory that I am selling online but I'm not. I haven't sold anything online in over a year or two. I am so sick over my deception and addiction that I just lay in bed all day and make plans on how I am going to rectify the situation. But all I do is wind up unpacking one box and repackaging the items in another. I don't know why I am doing this. I never cared about things like that before but now it's like if I see a Tory Burch bag for $5 with free shipping and I dont buy it I feel like I'm about to take a huge test that I am completely unprepared for, or like I'm about to jump out of a plane. The only thing that stops the anxiety is buying the item. I am out of money and I can't remember the last time I did dishes or made dinner. I just lock myself in my room and obsess over this all day and all night.
I am lazy. It's not somthing I can control I just am.
I don't have a bunch of energy like every one else seem's to have. I sit and play on my laptop every day and somtimes I will watch TV while I'm on my laptop. I do get up and clean I just don't do it right a way.
I used to be EXTREMELY lazy, it got to the point where I would just sit at home and play World of Warcraft all day. I finally told myself to grow some fucking balls and began to change my life around, nowadays I love to run, workout and wake up early. My diet also consists of only the healthiest foods so to all of you out there who are lazy, Never give up your dreams.
My ex-wife was lazy and didn't like to work, she only held jobs for a short time and didn't had one for a couple of years. It's was so frustrating to go work my as off so she can hang out all day. We are divorced now but before that happened we were fighting one night and I got so mad with her sponging off me I stripped her naked, grabbed all her other clothes, told her I bought them so they were mine. I kept her naked for days before I gave her clothes back.
I have many things to confess. Perhaps not all on this one post..but none the less.
I have always been lazy. I think it started because of my mom. She never would clean out her car and there would be piles of dishes by her night stand. We called it the "jenga pile". I always thought it was disgusting but I ended up being the same way.
Now, I have my own car. Its completely disgusting. I dont clean my room for months straight. I recently kinda quit my job, and im just living at home. All i do is lay in bed all day. Its 3:24 PM and I havent done shit. I hate the way I am but Im just so lazy. I hate doing things. I just dont have the energy to change.
#mom #lazy #disgusting #dirty #messy
I sit in front of the computer for 6 hours now, I have no friends, I haven't showered in a week, I've got an exam tomorrow morning and I haven't done anything for it.
Slowly but surely I think something is terribly wrong.....
My step daughter is a lazy cunt but a hot one she is so fucking sexy. I have a hard on all the time around her she has huge tits and a nice ass. I want to do things to her that she would never let me do. so I jack off in her food/lotion/shampoo. so I know she is eating my cum and wearing it.
Because I'm really lazy I made myself a handicapped ID. Now, I can park on disabled parking spots.
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