Hilarious Confessions

Back in middle school there were those two guys who we always bullied.

We locked them in the rest room, took their clothes and made them cry.

It was hilarious back then. But today, I have a really guilty conscience.

Sorry, guys!

#bullied   #hilarious   #cry   #guilty  

My girlfriend sleeps with her mouth open. So, when I go to bed later than her and she's already asleep, I put some food in her mouth. It's hilarious. She's always totally confused the next day. I always tell her that she ate while sleeping.
Sorry babe, I'll tell you the truth when we get married.

#food   #hilarious   #joke   #secret   #girlfriend   #funny   #confession  

Once, a man called and he wanted to sell me an abo for a newpaper. I told him that I was blind and not able to read. Then I insulted him and ask him why he's treating me like that. In the end, he cried and apologized.
Yeah, it was a lie but it's hilarious!

#blind   #newspaper   #caller   #hilarious   #lie