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When I'm done eating my food and there is still some food left I usually throw it away.


#wasting   #food   #left   #throwaway   #waste   #confession  


I ate the cookie even though I said I didn't


#food   #eating  


I have a very serious problem when it belongs to food.
I can only eat food of one colour each day.
For example today, I only eat green food. Lettuce, cucumbers and stuff like that. I also wear something green today, to remind me which colour day is today.
I guess, tomorrow it will be brown.


#food   #colouring   #lettuce   #green   #brown  


Me and my boyfriend tried to lose some weight in the last couple of months. Together we weigh around 450 to 500 pounds. We registered at the gym together and started changing our diet. It was a miserable experience for me!!!

 I couldn't lose weight although I tried so hard. I cut out carbs and stuff and only ate a pizza or a burger once or twice a week on my lunchbreak from work.He on the other hand started to lose weight rather quickly and he enjoyed it! It's just so unfair!!!I thought about sabotaging him and maybe put sugar in his detox teas or something along those lines..

.I just hate seeing him so happy while I am so miserable...


#hate   #jealousy   #fat   #overweight   #gym   #sport   #diet   #eating   #food   #confession   #sugar   #carbs   #why  


A friend once asked me which way I prefer toilet paper to unroll. He was convinced one way was better than the other. I guessed but was wrong. He carefully explained how it’s supposed to work & educated me.
He then asked which side I liked the toilet paper left on the sink. One side was the right way. The other wrong.
So basically It works him up.
Me. I don’t care. I use it wherever it’s at.
He’s very regimented. I’m not. So he goes on about this every time. His wife won’t always put it on correctly. The wife’s Church friend comes over & leaves it on the wrong side of the sink.
At my house I had a holder on each side of the toilet. Plus a fancy homemade holder with 5 backup rolls.
In my master bath I installed a speaker for my stereo system & a small wall mount TV that rotated. I could poop or soak in the tub & listen to my game on the radio or watch on TV.
In my bedroom I had a mini fridge; small food area, & microwave. All by my side of the bed. My lazy boy had a back massager, cup holder, & pocket for a remote. I’m poor now. But I used to have it going on.


#poop   #tv   #food  


I am a very heavy person and I always have been and I really like to change but I guess not strong enough? Because I still keep doing what I am doing without thinking about the consequences. I am eating and eating and stuffing my face and I am so fat but I cannot change it. I am not strong enough or something I guess and I love food I mean LOVE FOOD. I could never go on a diet and sports does not work for me either. I guess I might be just too lazy but I am still waiting on the motivation to turn my life around but it just does not come you know.


#fat   #weight   #food   #eating   #gluttony  


I ate the cookie but I said I didn't eat it


#food  


Today caught my girlfriend feedin my favorite yogurt to the cat. I just put cat food in her dinner and I don't regret anything. But I have to ease my conscience to fall asleep at night.


#yogurt   #revenge   #girlfriend   #cat   #conscience   #food  


I work at McDonalds and after using the toilet I didn't wash my hands. I roasted burgers for 5 more hours after that and touched each of them as often as I could.


#fastfood   #burger   #toilet   #touch   #fingers   #hand   #disgusting  


I confess I gave my boyfriend food supplements because he was very skinny. He gained over 25 kilograms and looked very good and hot. His appetite increased very much and he gained more weight and now he's slightly overweight.
But he doesn't care, I do. I don't want to be with a fat guy. :(


#boyfriend   #food   #supplements   #skinny   #weight   #oveweight   #confess  


I have an eating disorder, but I haven't told anyone because no one will understand what I’m going through. I’m addicted to eating and I don’t need know how to stop it.


#food   #addiction   #health   #secrets   #hatemyself  


I work in a catering service. Sometimes my customers are really annoying and unpolite, so I spit in their food.


#customer   #annoying   #unpolite   #spit   #food  


Since school days ( I am 21 now) I work at a restaurant. It's a family style restaurant, so we get A LOT of families. My parents were both born in Russia but migrated to my country 4 years before I was born, so I speak Russian fluently, but you would not think so when you see me.
So, as I said, we get many families and many of those are Russian as well. Some of them do not speak our language very well and it often takes a long time for them to order their food. The most annoying kind are those that have been to our restaurant like a thousand times (and they always order the same), but need a loooooong time to say what they want in our language.
I confess that I listen in on their conversations in Russian and that I understand each and every word they say, but I do not help them.
I always act as if I do not understand a single thing they say, even if it takes ages.
I think it is very important for them to speak our language! Otherwise they would never learn it properly.


#language   #restaurant   #guests   #waitress   #russian   #conversation   #order   #food  


I am on a diet right now and I really try to get this to work.
But yesterday I couldn't hold my hunger anymore. I ate all the unhealthy stuff I tried to avoid in a month.
Now I have constipation because my stomach isn't used to this kind of food anymore.


#diet   #weight   #lose   #food   #unhealthy   #constipation  


My mother is a terrible cook. No matter what she cooks, it's a disaster and tastes horrible.
Neither my little brother nor I want to offend her, so we tell her that it tastes good.
In reality, we throw the food away and buy fast food.


#lie   #cook   #food   #mother   #taste   #disgusting  


My girlfriend sleeps with her mouth open. So, when I go to bed later than her and she's already asleep, I put some food in her mouth. It's hilarious. She's always totally confused the next day. I always tell her that she ate while sleeping.
Sorry babe, I'll tell you the truth when we get married.


#food   #hilarious   #joke   #secret   #girlfriend   #funny   #confession  


I tell everyone that I am on diet and that I am doing great and stuff, but the truth is I eat fast food all the time. I don't live healthy. I don't do much sports. This's just a bunch of stupid lies.


#sin   #eat   #unhealthy  


I'm addicted to butter


#additon   #food  


Yesterday, I had to go to the dentist. But before I went there, I ate garlic bread with onions and paprika. It was great!


#dentist   #garlic   #onions   #food  


I am 5’3 and I reached my milestone of 84lbs. Now I’m going for 80lbs. I’ve never been so happy.


#weight   #happy   #food   #goals  



Pray and roll the dice for #food

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