Flaunting Confessions

I often go outside naked on a warm night to flaunt my erect penis. It's really exciting to walk quietly while it swings side-to-side. And I'm not to going to claim that I'm ever tempted to masturbate while I'm out there.

I'm certainly not going to mention the small hole in my neighbor's garage wall. The hole is about three feet off the ground and fits loosely around my erection. If you were watching you would certainly not see two soft, bouncing buttocks as I desperately try to reach orgasm--barely able to tolerate the rubbing of the rough wood against my penis shaft until my pelvis finally flattens against the wall and the warm semen spurts into the interior darkness.

On other nights, you wouldn't see me squatting down on the low garden faucet, with my sputtering anus positioned firmly on the faucet handle or against the downward curving spigot, unhappily bearing my weight, as my thumb and two fingers vigorously stroke my pink cigar.

Now about that trailer ball-hitch on my other neighbor's car out front. I would definitely not claim that it spends more time lodged between my naughty buttocks then pulling trailers in any given week. But I do sometimes worry about the semen stains on the driveway concrete.

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