Fast Confessions

I am mentally disturbed and I can't think faster than I can type into a calculator.

#mentally   #disturbed   #faster   #type   #calculator  

I work at McDonalds and after using the toilet I didn't wash my hands. I roasted burgers for 5 more hours after that and touched each of them as often as I could.

#fastfood   #burger   #toilet   #touch   #fingers   #hand   #disgusting  

I work at one of those famous fast food restaurants. I can tell you, don't eat anything from there! That's not meat between the buns. It's disgusting!

#fast   #food   #restaurant   #meat   #eat   #confession  

I went to McDonalds after the gym yesterday.

#mcdonalds   #gym  

I tell everyone that I am on diet and that I am doing great and stuff, but the truth is I eat fast food all the time. I don't live healthy. I don't do much sports. This's just a bunch of stupid lies.

#sin   #eat   #unhealthy  

I consider theories who I could get money very fast and easy. I am really in debts right now because of different parties, events and stuff like that. And the worst is, I don't care what kind of "job" or "sale" that would be. I would even sell my girlfriend.

#money   #fast   #girlfriend   #party   #event   #debt   #job  

Because of my job as a salesman I have to travel a lot so I have to stay in a hotel 60 to 70 days a year. This is very boring and to entertain myself I began replacing the eggs for breakfast with eggs in which the incubation has already started. This sounds very disgusting and it is disgusting of course. But I love the look on people's faces when they see what they wanted to eat.

#eggs   #salesman   #business   #travel   #hotel   #breakfast   #disgusting