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I had a PayPal set up with my parents card on it I spent their money here and there but over the course of a couple months it added up to $1500 I feel Aweful and hate myself for it I want to tell but I dont want them to hate me for what I have done this weighs on me and makes me feel like the dumbest and most greedy scum ever I hate myself for this and always will
I made a 'Your mom's so dumb and fat...' joke to a kid whose mom died.
I feel terrible.
As a young kid I always sucked the thumb. Even in preschool and later in elementary school, I had to suck my thumb to fall asleep. Because I was afraid the other kids could find out about that, I decided to stop. But it was really hard, I often woke up in the morning with my thumb in my mouth.
I then had, what I thought, was a brilliant idea. My grandma loves to knit, so there's wool everywhere in the house. I tied myself to the bed to avoid thumb sucking.
Since then, I'm kind of into this bondage and tie up thing.
I sent a rude sarcastic card to a ghosting, spineless friend with confrontation issues. The woman has always been weak but the ghosting was just too much for a usually normal albeit fragile sweet girl. I kinda feel bad but also figure she can’t look at a screen or pick up the phone, what’s a simple card? Still, now I feel as childish as her. Beyond pathetic.
I remember when I was in the 4th grade and my crush use to touch my leg during class. Since I was sooo fucking dumb, I let him to touch me. Till this day, I haven’t told anyone yet. But I guess you guys know now….
Once when I was 11 I thought it would be cool if I made my cat "fly", next thing I know I'm telling my mom she fell off the back of the chair and we are driving to the vet. Turns out she was fine and just had a rock in her foot and that's why she was limping.
I would like to confess that I am ashamed of my boyfriend. Don't get me wrong, he is a very attractive, good-looking guy and he is charming and funny and he has a well-paid job. The problem is his basic general knowledge, or more the lack thereof. And believe me, it sticks out rather quickly when you get to know him.
We take part in trivia night with some of our friends every couple of weeks and it is just so embarrassing to watch. He does not know any of the answers, but is almost always the first one to blurt out a wrong answer. He never heard of the tide, he has no idea what insolvency is and he thinks that Major Tom is some famous mayor of a big city.
He's the mockery in our group of friends, even though they are all kind to him. I always try to take his side though and tell them that he is good to me and that he has a secure job to provide for me.
But... well, the last couple of weeks I often found some excuses why he cannot come with me to visit my family and stuff. He embarrassed himself in front of my whole family as well when he told my dad that he wanted to see tigers when going on safari in Africa. Yes, I know, there are worse things out there, but I think it is embarrassing that he does not know that tigers do not live in Africa, but in Asia?!? How can he not know that....
I just can't stick with him and defend himself in front of my family all the time. My family is made of academics and general knowledge is very important to us...
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I'd like to admit I' dum. I won't pass my finals I'm sure but I don't care.
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I know women who have been waiting for the Johnson & Johnson because the smartest one of them is a nurse and has two years of college.
I have multiple degrees. I warned the J&J had the potential for the most dangerous side effects. Statistically all 3 are much safer than risking the caronavirus. I just don’t get why people will argue with someone who’s more educated and has a higher IQ.
They fear the other two, even though I’ve calmly explained how it works. They even observed I had no side effects. They argued that I’m a giant man so the vaccine couldn’t kill me. They even said they wouldn’t even wear a mask if they were me, because I’m too big for the virus to kill.
It’s like talking to rocks. They think my large muscles can stop the virus.
They got mad when they found out large zoo primates were being vaccinated. They felt that vaccine should have been given to women. In fact they feel no large men like me should get it.
I’m much more at risk than most of these women. The zoo animals are getting a vaccine developed for them. It’s not for humans. But hey, they know a nurse.
I do know women who took phizer and Moderna. I’m just talking about this group of geniuses.
I threw several slugs through the window of my totally dumb, ugly and neurotic neighbour.
And I'm proud of it!
I cheated on my bf, he found out and it’s been 8 months and I can’t stop loving him and wanting him. Although we’re still I just can’t move on, I just hate myself so much I don’t know what to do.
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