Dude Confessions

I am 31 year old dude and I love One Direction. No one knows about it and I am ashamed to admit it to anyone.

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At the supermarket today: I was waiting in line to pay for my goods when I noticed this really smelly dude behind me. He reeked of urine and sweat you cannot imagine how disgusting!!
Anyway, I took the shower gel from my basket and put it between his own groceries. He noticed it, but he only shook his head, actually bought it and took it back home (I assume). Even the cashier looked glad that he bought it!!
I would like to confess that I am disgusted by those kind of people. Why do those people not show consideration for others around them?? It really puzzles me. Why do they not buy themselves sanitary products? He could afford dog food and beer for christ sake's!

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I share a flat with this dude and we get along quite well but we also have to share the bathroom and he always takes ages in there. We have to get up at the same time in the morning that can be tricky sometimes.
One night after a crazy night out partying I woke up hungover as hell but I noticed that I really needed to take a shit. Off to the bathroom I went only to see my flatmate closing the doof in my face. I thought I could hold it so I went back to my bed to wait it out. Oh boy. 20 minutes later and I could still hear the water running and it was getting critical. I really needed to take a dump.
After much debating I took my trash can and made my business in there. And oh lord that smell. You cannot believe what 20 beers and a late night pizza can do to your stomach! Disgusting.
After I done the deed I took the garbage bag (thank god there was one in there) and went out the back and threw it over the fence. I think it landed in our neighbours garden.
I am really sorry for whoever found that stinkbomb!!!!!

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