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I was on holiday this year. Me and some friends travelled to Mallorca.
One night, I drank too much and went to the hotel earlier than the others. On my way, I met a homeless person (I had never thought that there were some in Mallorca...). I wanted to give him some money, but instead I puked on him.
I ran away after that without saying sorry.
I'm so embarrassed about that...
#homeless #drunk #puke #confession #sorry
Drinking. Two of my roommates went off for a beach party good time when Covid hit. Just a cold.
Came back & it swept thru everyone they knew.
One of them had her family hit hard. She ended up in family. So did some of her relatives.
So after people she loved went on permanent disability & worse. She got cautious. So did her friend.
But now each of their oldest relatives are vaccinated. Nothing to worry about. Party time. They stuck their kid back in school. They are going to bars mask less to pick up men. They are in there hung over. But bragging about all they drank & the good times.
Now that the south has their beaches wide open with the deadlier mutations it’s time to go to the beach for a week again.
You can’t fix stupid. They are confident they will survive the new virus because they did the first. Their elders are vaccinated. So they have nothing to worry about anymore. Time to go live again.
That is why our nation is having so much more death & stuff than most countries. We have spoiled people who only worry about themselves.
This is why our not vaccinating sick young people & parents with young kids once we knew it was safe is wrong.
Oh I get that hospital staff is first. That group home disabled & elders are second. Even prisoners.
But none nursing home old people should be behind the immune suppressed kids. Behind very sick & immune suppressed adults with underage kids. Behind the disabled who can’t follow PPE type rules. Not to be rude, but they are old. Already lived.
Or; put them all in the same group.
Then should come any high risk.
Then anyone else.
It’s obvi with selfish people who do not care about anyone else, that we can’t rely on them to look out for anyone but themselves.
That’s a cost of freedom. We have to let a lot of people die because they want the freedom to go get drunk & spread the new variants of death.
One thing this has taught us is why some past plagues were so deadly. You can’t fix stupid. You can’t fix selfish.
If a really deadly virus hit us it would spread thru America like an inferno, because too many just don’t care.
I do wonder this. One came home stumble drunk. Talked about how the other drunk more than her & kept drinking. Both came back same time. So who drove?
The one is saying the other drunk even more. So did the other set & sober before leave? I didn’t see other come in. I’ve never seen either drive drunk. So I’ll assume the driver sobered.
I have never drank so I don’t even know how it works. I think bartenders check them. Hope so.
I worked with two drunks that got arrested after leaving bars drunk. They were so mad. Said the cops were waiting. I made a lot of people mad. I said good. I’m glad. I pay the cops to set outside the bars. Have a cab take you there. Then one has to take you home.
One guy said well what if I find a woman who only gets loosened up when she’s drunk?
You’d think the world would like me. I’ve never drank; smoked, or done drugs. I worked hard. Charity work. I volunteered to help people in life or death situations.
But you get sick & discover you don’t matter to society at all. You don’t ever want to be homeless.
Once I grabbed a woman's butt on a crowded train. I rubbed my hand on her butt and squeezed it and kept doing it for the whole ride. No one could see what I was doing. When the train stopped I just got off like nothing happened. She squirmed but didn't turn around or try too hard to stop me. I was drunk and she unfortunately just happened to be right in front of me. I didn't care at the time. But in the end I'm sorry to that woman.
In my late teens some friends and I were cruising around and wound up on a parking lot. Coming from the upper scale club on the lot was an older woman who could barely walk. She couldn't find her car. I got out and helped her find her car, then the guys followed me to her house as I drove. She surely would have wrecked if not worse on the way home if I hadn't. She invited me and my friends in, the guys started raiding her liquor cabinet and I helped her up the stairs. She stripped in front of me and half passed out, pulled out my cock and started sucking. She took off all my clothes and laid down and spread her legs. Her big D cup boobs were perfect, even at her age, and she had a great shape, obviously had some kids with a little wider hips but her dark blondish/light brownish pussy hair was beautiful, only surpassed when I spread her pussy lips open. I fucked her and when I was done she was out, totally out. I went down naked to get a drink and the other guys went up one at a time and each fucked her. I went up one more time to fuck her and seeing all the cum dripping from her used pussy, and it all over her pussy hair and tits, I rolled her over to get some fresh hole. I fucked her in the ass, got dressed and we all left.
Fast forward about 7 years, and I went home with my fiancé to meet her mother, and . . . yes, you guessed it, she was the same woman who my friends and I fucked that night she was so drunk. She doesn't seem to know it's me, she lives in the same house, same furniture, evidently her daughter was with her divorced father at the time.
I haven't said a word, however; I must say now that I know I do find some similarities in the pussy, tits, and ass of Mother and Daughter.
I have to confess something. Few weeks ago after partying the whole night, I got home dead drunk and simply went to bed without taking my shoes or clothes off.
When I woke up the next morning (or actually late afternoon) I had to notice that I wet my bed in my drunken stupor.
What a stressful morning (well... afternoon)! The party was fucking awesome, I had lots of fun. Well, I checked my mattress and there it was - a huge stain... My sister wasn't home, so I simply switched mattresses.
Couple a days ago my sister bought herself a new bed + mattress. You should have seen my parents' disgusted faces when they carried out the old mattress.
I do not regret anything. Cheers!
PS: I just came up with the best pun ever. That night I was pissed as hell. Ahahaha
#drunk #pissed #mattress #sister #noregret #alcohol #urine #confession
My wife is a wh*re. She cheated on me for several years. We’re in our 40s so maybe almost 2 decades. It’s hard to say. I gave up. She assumed I condoned or let her sleep around with 2 lovers of hers when I couldn’t satisfy her. I actually blamed myself because we became swingers because I wanted to sleep with a blonde woman that swung. I also stupidly thought it would make our sex lives better. It did for her.
My wife is more attractive than me. This is usually the case with most couples. I will only admit that here as I’m a fraud of a person. When people see the real me, I become more Republican than I actually am. We hide and hide often. That is slang for being full of crap. I am one being why I likely hide and pretend I’m all that when people that pay attention would know outside of having a great butt, I’m nothing.
We became swingers and were quite successful I believe that because my wife was and is gorgeous. She’s not as gorgeous as she was in her 20s and 30s but she has Lyme disease and stuff popped up. She also hides behind the bottle a log and is now a drunk, so she’s lost a few steps.
I still love her anyway but I wonder if she doesn’t cheat now because she thinks nobody would have her. Maybe that’s a good thing but I can tell she’s profoundly unhappy. After we had a few couples all those years ago, she started cheating. It was with a guy she had sex with when I had sex with his wife at the swingers club.
They hit it off more than I did with his wife. He was a built stud with long hair and I’ll admit if I was a woman I’d have killed to have his body and attitude. Face not so much but he knew how ti pleasure a woman and had a body most would kill for despite being much older than us.
I thought he and I were friends but that I believe was a facade and obvious lie so he could easily have access to f**k my wife. I didn’t know about it for years because it happened while I was working. Of course. Little hoe she said was.
I eventually suspected something was up because there was a sock that didn’t match anything I’ve ever worn near the side of our bed. I went to a shop that specialized in spying equipment and set up a dinky camera near our dresser. I put more all around the house because the investment made sense. In many ways I wish I hadn’t. They had sex in every room and in every which way.
He satisfied her better than I ever did and he did things I never did because I sucked at them. I guess for some of us it’s embarrassing to have our wives teach us because there are men out there that already knew. He sure as hell did much like another friend of hers I caught her with when he briefly visited us in the guise of a weekend trip before seeing his family. It was for her. Only her. Of course it was.
She stopped seeing my ex friend as I now saw him as despite lying to my wife that I still considered him a friend. All those hours of video and audio of them together I wanted to kill him. I almost did. I eventually told her enough of him or I’m done, only to take it back.
Many would likely read this and say why didn’t you dump her. Later, did once and she had other lovers during our time apart. I had one woman but I missed my wife. This was pure hell. At the time our 3 kids were very young and although they unfortunately knew all about the men she slept with even when they were sometimes around, we got back together and she moved back.
Within a week her usual lover was in our bed making love to her. It stopped, then started again so I told her let’s swing again to open up the marriage. She thought this was odd but she was excited. I wonder why. She also cammed as we didn’t have tons of money. This was my bright idea and seemingly showing off my then hot wife. What was I thinking?
Child services found out about it and we got in trouble. My wife did more because she was nude all over the web and my kids saw her. I guess one of them told. She became suicidal over this but like clockwork retreated to her lover again. Eventually, they stopped but she then listed after he real best friend who was better looking than her lover of several years. I left to attempt to clear my head.
This time I slept with several women I kept hidden from my wife because I already know what she was and likely still is. One was one of her best friends and I threw it in her face that the sex with us was incredible. Amazingly, it was and it was often: The problem was she was also sleeping with my wife and my wife fell in love with her.
This woman used both of us because she’s a narcissistic opportunist and another hoe. She stayed with us for about a year sleeping with both of us before finding a would be sugar daddy of some sort. I’ve realized I can’t have anyone that didn’t already have my wife or she’d come after them later. It’s likely still going on despite my wife finally looking average and being beat up from life. Good.
Her sex life is like mine, alive when we’re very horny or high. Sometimes when drunk which is often, she’ll tell me about all her conquests and one of them she always lies about when sober. I know otherwise. I have that on tape too. I slept in the next room while she slept with her best friend. She was in love with him and I found out she wanted to leave me for him but she panicked and went back to her older lover.
I’m a masochist but I love my overly slutty wife. I just do. Why I stay doesn’t say much about me but I love her. The thought of her alone in the world (let’s be honest she’ll never be alone) without me makes me sick. Maybe that’s because I just need her more than she needs me. She says she’s happy but why constantly drink? We try to woods things go as she doesn’t cheat now but only because she works so much and has several disorders. It’s hell but it’s life. I deserve this. It’s my private hell.
#cheating #wife #promiscuity #love #disgust #swinging #lovers #drunk #whore #weak
Drunk roommate scared me. Was asleep. Woke up to loud smashing into door. Our dogs went bat crap. I run in like a nut all pumped up (I’m very old). The other old man grabbed his weapon I’m sure. But stayed in his room. He must have seen there car. I’m on other end.
I went flying in there. Old lady was hiding near door very afraid. It was one of our roommates. She went out to a bar & then to a party I think. Are bars open? I’ve never drank.
In comes a drunk rude young woman. She stumbles around loudly complaining. Starts stripping. Passes out in floor.
I’m too old for that. I know that old lady. She doesn’t like men. In the morning she’ll conplsin about me running in there. Don’t be running around. You scared the dogs. I try to just stay in my room. Just caught me off guard. My training kicked in.
I got drunk and lost my virginity to my friends dad. I was too drunk to remember exactly what happened but I was asleep and woke up to him thrusting inside me. Then I blacked out again. The next morning I woke up and found he didn't use a condom. Its basically rape and I fear I might have an std.
I'm 16 and young for 3rd year in college. I'm attending summer sessions to advance further. There was a wild party, and this very pretty girl of 21 passed out drunk. Some girls asked me to lift her and take her into the bedroom and lay her down. I did, she was totally out of it. While in there I pulled her blouse and bra up played with and sucked her tits. Then I lifted her skirt to see her pantie-less pussy and ass. She had brown pussy hair trimmed so it was about 2 inches wide and went straight up from the start of her pussy lips about 3 inches or more. She had light and soft hair on her pussy lips. I softly licked on her pussy, she moaned, I panicked, but she was out, just having a reaction. I licked some more, fingered her with two fingers, and walked over and quietly locked the door.
I raped her pussy. I then pulled her clothes back, covered her up and went to the party. It all sounds like I was gone a while, but it was my first time. . . it was all over in about 4 minutes, I'm ashamed to say.
That was Saturday, today; Monday I just finished a 2 hour class with her sitting next to me. I'd really like to date her but I'm so much younger and she knows it. It's that way with almost all the girls. I guess I'll have to wait for another party.
I gave my bf the best birthday present by surprising him. We always hang out with our common friends for a drink. that night we were at a friend's place and I know one of his fantasy is me to blow him in front of his friends while we are drunk. i have always refused but this time i took out his penis and suck it. i even swallowed his load. i bet our friends, especially the guys enjoyed the show.
I went out with a guy and got drunk. He asked to sleep on my couch since I lived close. We watched a movie. I pretended to be sleep. He tried to lightly "wake me up". He then proceeded (while I'm supposedly sleep) to kiss me, pull my shirt up slowly trying not to "wake me", suck on my breasts, and then pulled his pants down and tried to put it all in my mouth. I finally had enough and "woke up". He just acted like nothing had happened. I told him the next day that I blacked out... I don't know how to feel.
My girl and i went out to catch a movie one night then later on decided to stop at the bar right down the street. I ended up gettin really drunk and had to leave. we got home and things heated up. In my drunkn stuper i thought id take control i threw her down on the bed flat on her stomach and went to town.
I was beatn up for 2 or 3 minutes b4 she turned her head and said " what the hell you doin" i was confused for a second then she said " u know thats my thighs your rubbing" i never even made it in her! Those thighs sure felt good!!!
The last time I got really really really drunk, I had to throw up and the only think that I could use was the cap of one of my friends. I let all of the digusting stuff into his cap but I was (and I still am) too afraid to tell him. He didn't notice it until he put it on... I won't ever forget his face when all of the pavement pizza landed on his head...
So I'm 14 but I guess I look older and I'm about 5'8 so guys have thought I'm older before. Anyway, not many guys in my year are hot or mature so I haven't had a boyfriend in ages but I went out with some friends to a nightclub and got in because my friend is older and she got really drunk and went home but I had no ride then... so I asked this hot guy if he could drive me home because I saw he wasn't drinking and he started feeling me up and said he'd drive me to his place. At this point I thought I should just go sleep at this guy's house and go home in the morning because I was tired and drunk but he started kissing me so I kissed him back, but was kinda psuhing him off and asking him if we could leave already. So we drive to his house and in the car he starts feeling me up again and I kinda got turned on. We got to his house and he pushed me on the bed then lay down next to me, touching my boobs and all so I straddled him and we fucked about three times. He said he was in college, so way older but he dropped me at my friends house in the morning and I never told anyone.
My drunk assed sister lost her keys. Can’t lock her house. Can’t start her cars. She has one copy of everything. That’s because she always loses the rest. Because she’s always drunk.
So she asks for my help. Where could they be? Let’s see. To save you listening to it all. She was in the woods for who knows why. At a bunch of stores. Wants everyone to go look. She thinks she lost them where she shit.
There you go. What bathroom did you use. She shit her pants and just kept going. Can’t remember where.
God has a sense of humor. I did charitable work. He gives me a bad disease. She shits all over everyone for her whole life. Never helps anyone. Drunk dope head. Yet she’s still healthy. Flipping people off. Smoking. No mask during Covid. Shitting her pants in a store. Can’t tell you which store.
If you shit your pants so often you can’t remember where you shit your pants.
No. She has no disabilities or health problems. She has excellent health. She’s smart. She just likes to party.
Amazing she ended up with more than me in life.
God has a sense of humor.
Hey kid. You will spend your whole life doing good. I’ll give you a disease.
Your drunk assed sister whose kids you raised. I’ll bless her with excellent health.
Oh I don’t wish her bad health. Even though she screwed me over forever. It just makes you wonder if God’s up in Heaven drunk and smoking a doobie.
Hey God, why do I have the disease? I don’t know man. I’m drunk off my ass. Got any chips.
A friend of mine got a new chimney. We loaded tons of firewood in it and fired it. The smoke was so heavy that you couldn't stand in a 50 feet area. Later, I told a really drunk friend of mine, he should fire the chimney some more.
I can still remember the fizz it made after he touched the hot knob.
Some time ago my friends and I were partying in the city. We had a lot of fun and drank a lot of alcohol. The time went by and our alcohol consume took its toll. We were wasted and running around in the city, flirting with girls and mess around with people there.
After a while we met a homeless man. He was sitting in a corner of a building, drinking his beer and just looking miserable. We talked to him and while my friends where distracting him, I peed in his beer can.
We said goodbye and left after that, laughing our asses off.
In retrospect I feel terrible about it and very sorry for the man. He probably hadn't had anything else but that beer and I pissed in it. I am sorry!
#party #homeless #drunk #alcohol #beer #can #pee #confess #sin
I'm 15 f and recently my family and I travelled to see some old friends. They have a son my age, let's call him R. It'd been a year since I had last seen him and since then he'd grown and was now taller than me. He wasn't particularly attractive but I was bored and horny. I had been flirting with him all day and we just confessed to each other that we both enjoy smoking pot and drinking. He asked me to sneak out tonight and meet him as he had several drinks. I agreed. He snuck into my room and we started drinking. I'm a lightweight and an incredibly affectionate drunk. Soon I was cuddling him, touching his hair. I made any excuse to be near his crouch so I could feel his hard on. It was nearing 5am in the morning and we were incredibly wasted. We decided to jump into my bed for a cuddle. At this point I turn to him and ask if he's ever kissed a girl. He replies with a no and I say would he like to. We start passionately making out and his hands roam all over me. Soon my shirt is off and he's pulled my pants down and he's eating me out and fingering me. It was an amazing experience and I don't feel guilty at all. We're just two teens messing around
In middle school I had a female teacher who held me after class for smoking. She gave me two weeks of this and I missed my bus every day. She did give me a ride home after.
I found she drank in school and had a mixed drink at the end of the day. I told her I would like one, she would not allow it.
So I kept adding to her drink and she kept drinking. I got her drunk at the school and had sex with her in the coat closet.
the following day she excused me from dentition and ask me not to tell anyone.
I black mailed her into having sex with me three more times and giving me a good grade in her class.
I was not kind and I knew she was a lonely woman who had personal value issues. She quit the end of that year and moved away. She told me she worried i would tell someone and get her in trouble.
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