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The last time I got really really really drunk, I had to throw up and the only think that I could use was the cap of one of my friends. I let all of the digusting stuff into his cap but I was (and I still am) too afraid to tell him. He didn't notice it until he put it on... I won't ever forget his face when all of the pavement pizza landed on his head...
I'm a 15 year old girl, and at a party I got a little drunk and let the guys all strip me in front of everyone, guys and girls. I was a bit drunk and they kept feeding me more liquor. I gave blowjobs to 8 guys, and they have pictures of each of them plus 2 girls (no faces so I don't know who they were) that I was licking. I have never even had a desire to lick another girl. Now everyone knows how I am. I shouldn't have done it, there has to be over 100 pictures of me naked and doing oral on guys and girls. I don't know how I can correct this. I know I'll be here in this small town for at least another 4 years through high school. I just wanted to be "one of the crowd" and it got very out of hand.
Three of the guys with pictures have come by and had me meet them places and give them blowjobs again or saying they'll send pics to my parents.
I look very beautiful. Recently I let a guy make out with me in a bar. I was drunk, aroused. He came next to me and started talking smoothly. After five minutes I started loosing balance, he took me to a room upstairs and we made out there. Didn't had sex, but he fondled me by sliding his hands under my bra. I gave him a handjob.
He lives in my street only. I regret that for my life. Everytime I see him outside, I feel embarassed
My drunk assed sister lost her keys. Can’t lock her house. Can’t start her cars. She has one copy of everything. That’s because she always loses the rest. Because she’s always drunk.
So she asks for my help. Where could they be? Let’s see. To save you listening to it all. She was in the woods for who knows why. At a bunch of stores. Wants everyone to go look. She thinks she lost them where she shit.
There you go. What bathroom did you use. She shit her pants and just kept going. Can’t remember where.
God has a sense of humor. I did charitable work. He gives me a bad disease. She shits all over everyone for her whole life. Never helps anyone. Drunk dope head. Yet she’s still healthy. Flipping people off. Smoking. No mask during Covid. Shitting her pants in a store. Can’t tell you which store.
If you shit your pants so often you can’t remember where you shit your pants.
No. She has no disabilities or health problems. She has excellent health. She’s smart. She just likes to party.
Amazing she ended up with more than me in life.
God has a sense of humor.
Hey kid. You will spend your whole life doing good. I’ll give you a disease.
Your drunk assed sister whose kids you raised. I’ll bless her with excellent health.
Oh I don’t wish her bad health. Even though she screwed me over forever. It just makes you wonder if God’s up in Heaven drunk and smoking a doobie.
Hey God, why do I have the disease? I don’t know man. I’m drunk off my ass. Got any chips.
I got drunk and lost my virginity to my friends dad. I was too drunk to remember exactly what happened but I was asleep and woke up to him thrusting inside me. Then I blacked out again. The next morning I woke up and found he didn't use a condom. Its basically rape and I fear I might have an std.
I have to confess something. Few weeks ago after partying the whole night, I got home dead drunk and simply went to bed without taking my shoes or clothes off.
When I woke up the next morning (or actually late afternoon) I had to notice that I wet my bed in my drunken stupor.
What a stressful morning (well... afternoon)! The party was fucking awesome, I had lots of fun. Well, I checked my mattress and there it was - a huge stain... My sister wasn't home, so I simply switched mattresses.
Couple a days ago my sister bought herself a new bed + mattress. You should have seen my parents' disgusted faces when they carried out the old mattress.
I do not regret anything. Cheers!
PS: I just came up with the best pun ever. That night I was pissed as hell. Ahahaha
#drunk #pissed #mattress #sister #noregret #alcohol #urine #confession
I was on holiday this year. Me and some friends travelled to Mallorca.
One night, I drank too much and went to the hotel earlier than the others. On my way, I met a homeless person (I had never thought that there were some in Mallorca...). I wanted to give him some money, but instead I puked on him.
I ran away after that without saying sorry.
I'm so embarrassed about that...
#homeless #drunk #puke #confession #sorry
Once I grabbed a woman's butt on a crowded train. I rubbed my hand on her butt and squeezed it and kept doing it for the whole ride. No one could see what I was doing. When the train stopped I just got off like nothing happened. She squirmed but didn't turn around or try too hard to stop me. I was drunk and she unfortunately just happened to be right in front of me. I didn't care at the time. But in the end I'm sorry to that woman.
My wife got really drunk on holiday, passed out in a secluded booth in a club and I flashed her pussy to a guy I had met that night talking about boxing! It made me so hard!!! But I treated it as a joke and we carrie on drinking. When I went to the toilet about half an hour after this and came back to him just sitting down, I noticed he was messing with his trousers and I figured he had taken another look and had a play with himself, but at the end of the night I got her home and he had long gone I found her pants and pussy full of cum. I betrayed my wife and pretty much allowed her to get raped. I felt so awful. It made me horny though so I had her too.
I said some harsh things when drunk, but I can't remember, and now my boyfriend and family hate me
Yesterday, I was VERY drunk and when I am drunk I get the strangest ideas. So yesterday, I left a big sausage in my neighbour's sand box, I pooped in the sand box.
Oh, I hope her terrible spoilt brat of a son will play in the sand box tomorrow. :-)
I left one of my best friends totally drunk in a club last night. I didn't care and I didn't want to carry him home all by myself.
After I got drunk on Christmas Eve, I threw up in the front garden, up to our front door. I went to bed without cleaning it up. The next day, I played shocked and surprised; like "What idiot did this?! OH MY GOD!"
Haha, what a mess!
Drunk roommate scared me. Was asleep. Woke up to loud smashing into door. Our dogs went bat crap. I run in like a nut all pumped up (I’m very old). The other old man grabbed his weapon I’m sure. But stayed in his room. He must have seen there car. I’m on other end.
I went flying in there. Old lady was hiding near door very afraid. It was one of our roommates. She went out to a bar & then to a party I think. Are bars open? I’ve never drank.
In comes a drunk rude young woman. She stumbles around loudly complaining. Starts stripping. Passes out in floor.
I’m too old for that. I know that old lady. She doesn’t like men. In the morning she’ll conplsin about me running in there. Don’t be running around. You scared the dogs. I try to just stay in my room. Just caught me off guard. My training kicked in.
After my divorce I started to drink alot. I'm the mother of six children and we were abandoned by my husband and their father. As my drinking processed to get me to the point of becoming a black out drinker and then I would pass out cold. Years later I learned that while I was in the black out point of my drinking I would make sexual advances on one of my sons who was only 13 teen but was the spitting image of his father. I learned that I would try to undress him while also undressing myself. He always rejected me because I'm his mother and I was always piss ass drunk. I must have started something in him because years later I discovered that my 13 year old son started sneaking into my bedroom late at night and would touch and feel me up. This ended with him having sex with me without me knowing anything about it because I was in a black out and passed out cold from so much drink. I only discovered this because I day I was cleaning the basement and I found a hidden box with pictures of me passed out on my bed naked and spread wide open for all to see. I looked at all of the pictures and saw my son with his penis in my mouth and him inside of me having sex. There was over 100 pictures of me and some of him and me. I learned that my son had been having sex with me for over 6 years and I never had a clue. I'm so ashamed of myself for being a drunk.
My girlfriend and I (m/30) have been together for around 10 years now. Her family is originally from Russia. Shortly, after we got together, she invited me to her birthday party with her family. Up until then, I never met her family or knew much about them. Of course I agreed to come and got her a nice present and some flowers for her mother. I actually thought that it would be a small and quiet celebration.
Oh boy, was I wrong.
When we pulled up to her parents' house, I was overwhelmed. It was (still is) a really big house with fine decour and everything. I got rather nervous that her family would not like me as they obviously were playing in another league than me.
So, it was a huge party and all her family from all around the country and from Russia came to celebrate. And as you might know, the Russians love their vodka. Everyone was very kind and everyone wanted to drink with me. As soon as my glass was empty, another relative came my way holding vodka shots. My girlfriend was very busy talking to everyone and did not notice what happened until it was too late.
So, we danced, we took shots, the food was amazing. Until I noticed that I wasn't feeling so well. I didn't make it back to the bathroom, but puked all over myself, the floor and some landed on my girlfriend's mother... I was mortified!
Somehow, my girlfriend, her mother and her aunt managed to get me into the bathtub and hosed me down. They got me a pyjama of my girlfriend's dad and they put me to bed.
The next morning when I woke up I felt horrible. I was utterly ashamed, but still went down for breakfast. Everyone still present was smirking and laughing at me, but it seemed everything in good fun. Her mother came up to me with a bottle of vodka shortly after and asked if I wanted to do some shots. I almost puked on her again.
So I guess I just wanted to get this off my chest before our wedding in June when I have to see her whole family again.
#girlfriend #russian #vodka #drunk #puked #embarrassing #family #celebration #party #bathroom #funny #ashamed #confession #wedding #russia
My wife is a wh*re. She cheated on me for several years. We’re in our 40s so maybe almost 2 decades. It’s hard to say. I gave up. She assumed I condoned or let her sleep around with 2 lovers of hers when I couldn’t satisfy her. I actually blamed myself because we became swingers because I wanted to sleep with a blonde woman that swung. I also stupidly thought it would make our sex lives better. It did for her.
My wife is more attractive than me. This is usually the case with most couples. I will only admit that here as I’m a fraud of a person. When people see the real me, I become more Republican than I actually am. We hide and hide often. That is slang for being full of crap. I am one being why I likely hide and pretend I’m all that when people that pay attention would know outside of having a great butt, I’m nothing.
We became swingers and were quite successful I believe that because my wife was and is gorgeous. She’s not as gorgeous as she was in her 20s and 30s but she has Lyme disease and stuff popped up. She also hides behind the bottle a log and is now a drunk, so she’s lost a few steps.
I still love her anyway but I wonder if she doesn’t cheat now because she thinks nobody would have her. Maybe that’s a good thing but I can tell she’s profoundly unhappy. After we had a few couples all those years ago, she started cheating. It was with a guy she had sex with when I had sex with his wife at the swingers club.
They hit it off more than I did with his wife. He was a built stud with long hair and I’ll admit if I was a woman I’d have killed to have his body and attitude. Face not so much but he knew how ti pleasure a woman and had a body most would kill for despite being much older than us.
I thought he and I were friends but that I believe was a facade and obvious lie so he could easily have access to f**k my wife. I didn’t know about it for years because it happened while I was working. Of course. Little hoe she said was.
I eventually suspected something was up because there was a sock that didn’t match anything I’ve ever worn near the side of our bed. I went to a shop that specialized in spying equipment and set up a dinky camera near our dresser. I put more all around the house because the investment made sense. In many ways I wish I hadn’t. They had sex in every room and in every which way.
He satisfied her better than I ever did and he did things I never did because I sucked at them. I guess for some of us it’s embarrassing to have our wives teach us because there are men out there that already knew. He sure as hell did much like another friend of hers I caught her with when he briefly visited us in the guise of a weekend trip before seeing his family. It was for her. Only her. Of course it was.
She stopped seeing my ex friend as I now saw him as despite lying to my wife that I still considered him a friend. All those hours of video and audio of them together I wanted to kill him. I almost did. I eventually told her enough of him or I’m done, only to take it back.
Many would likely read this and say why didn’t you dump her. Later, did once and she had other lovers during our time apart. I had one woman but I missed my wife. This was pure hell. At the time our 3 kids were very young and although they unfortunately knew all about the men she slept with even when they were sometimes around, we got back together and she moved back.
Within a week her usual lover was in our bed making love to her. It stopped, then started again so I told her let’s swing again to open up the marriage. She thought this was odd but she was excited. I wonder why. She also cammed as we didn’t have tons of money. This was my bright idea and seemingly showing off my then hot wife. What was I thinking?
Child services found out about it and we got in trouble. My wife did more because she was nude all over the web and my kids saw her. I guess one of them told. She became suicidal over this but like clockwork retreated to her lover again. Eventually, they stopped but she then listed after he real best friend who was better looking than her lover of several years. I left to attempt to clear my head.
This time I slept with several women I kept hidden from my wife because I already know what she was and likely still is. One was one of her best friends and I threw it in her face that the sex with us was incredible. Amazingly, it was and it was often: The problem was she was also sleeping with my wife and my wife fell in love with her.
This woman used both of us because she’s a narcissistic opportunist and another hoe. She stayed with us for about a year sleeping with both of us before finding a would be sugar daddy of some sort. I’ve realized I can’t have anyone that didn’t already have my wife or she’d come after them later. It’s likely still going on despite my wife finally looking average and being beat up from life. Good.
Her sex life is like mine, alive when we’re very horny or high. Sometimes when drunk which is often, she’ll tell me about all her conquests and one of them she always lies about when sober. I know otherwise. I have that on tape too. I slept in the next room while she slept with her best friend. She was in love with him and I found out she wanted to leave me for him but she panicked and went back to her older lover.
I’m a masochist but I love my overly slutty wife. I just do. Why I stay doesn’t say much about me but I love her. The thought of her alone in the world (let’s be honest she’ll never be alone) without me makes me sick. Maybe that’s because I just need her more than she needs me. She says she’s happy but why constantly drink? We try to woods things go as she doesn’t cheat now but only because she works so much and has several disorders. It’s hell but it’s life. I deserve this. It’s my private hell.
#cheating #wife #promiscuity #love #disgust #swinging #lovers #drunk #whore #weak
In middle school I had a female teacher who held me after class for smoking. She gave me two weeks of this and I missed my bus every day. She did give me a ride home after.
I found she drank in school and had a mixed drink at the end of the day. I told her I would like one, she would not allow it.
So I kept adding to her drink and she kept drinking. I got her drunk at the school and had sex with her in the coat closet.
the following day she excused me from dentition and ask me not to tell anyone.
I black mailed her into having sex with me three more times and giving me a good grade in her class.
I was not kind and I knew she was a lonely woman who had personal value issues. She quit the end of that year and moved away. She told me she worried i would tell someone and get her in trouble.
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