Diarrhea Confessions

I started working a new job on Monday. I had to start at 8 and when I arrived I was almost shitting bricks because I was so nervous. And I mean LITERALLY my tummy was growling and I was feeling a bit unwell. My new boss greeted me and showed me around and I couldn't focus, so I asked him where the restrooms where and that was a really wise choice. My butt did not even hit the throne yet when the worst case of diarrhea I ever had started. It was disgusting and took me around 15 minutes to finish, but I felt better afterwards.
My boss was waiting for me in the room in front of the restrooms and I can only hope that he did not hear anything! But when I got out I swear he was kind of smirking.
So boys and girls, I recommend eating a lot of fibers before starting a new job!

#job   #new   #boss   #diarrhea   #embarrassing   #nervous   #butt   #work  

What do you think is the worst thing that could happen to you while on a job?
Today, while working I noticed a strange smell. The smell didn't fade but was constant. Some customers in our shop looked at me in a strange way but I didn't think about it. Until I saw the brown stuff dropping down my pants. I got diarrhea while working, didn't notice it and shit my pants...

Worst. Day. Ever.

#diarrhea   #job   #smell   #confession  

Around 3 am this night I woke up and since then I have the worst diarrhea I've ever had. I have to confess that I didn't make it to the toilet the third or fourth time and I had to poop in the kitchen sink. My mom cleaned it without saying a word. Sorry mom!

#diarrhea   #embarrassing   #mom   #sink   #toilet  

Last winter, I told my boyfriend how disappointed I was that he couldn't visit me because of the very heavy snowfall. Actually, I was pretty glad he didn't come. I had a bad diarrhea.

#disappointed   #winter   #snowfall   #diarrhea  

I read the diary of my twin sister. Now I know that she's got a very serious diarrhea.

#confession   #diary   #diarrhea   #sin   #anonymously