Cook Confessions

I have never cooked for myself in my entire life because I never needed to. I grew up in a rich family with servants and maids, they did everything for me.
I am now 40 years old and I will probably never take care of myself because I don't need to.

I confess I am lazy and love my lazy lifestyle.

#cook   #rich   #maids   #servants   #lazy  

I have made some cookies for the birthday of a friend. But my dad and I ate them all.
So now, she only gets a birthday card because I'm too lazy to make some new cookies.

#lazy   #birthday   #cookies   #hungry  

My mother is a terrible cook. No matter what she cooks, it's a disaster and tastes horrible.
Neither my little brother nor I want to offend her, so we tell her that it tastes good.
In reality, we throw the food away and buy fast food.

#lie   #cook   #food   #mother   #taste   #disgusting