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My computer is getting observed. Otherwise, I would confess.
I'm playing computer, playstation and xbox all day long, get drunk every evening. I even called off college. I don't know what to do with my life, I'm just fiddling away.
I love my car and my computer more than my girlfriend.... I don't have a guilty conscience.
I sit in front of the computer for 6 hours now, I have no friends, I haven't showered in a week, I've got an exam tomorrow morning and I haven't done anything for it.
Slowly but surely I think something is terribly wrong.....
My husband (29) likes his computer more than me. Because I was angry, I unscrewed the computer and cut through some of the cabels. When he arrived at home, I acted like nothing happened.
He started the computer and afterwards he greeted me (I'm furious about that!!!).
In the beginning, all worked well but after I few minutes I heard him shouting and cursing.
The end of the story, he bought a new computer and he notices me even less.
I scored an own goal... Just great!
My girlfriend wanted to tie her to the bed and do everything I want with her. (she had seen this on the internet)
As you can imagine I tied her up really tight.
Then I farted in her face, got on my computer (which is in another room) and played Battlefield for 2 hours.
She was furious but it was worth it.
#tie #bed #girlfriend #fart #battlefield #computer #internet
I got a photo of my computer in my wallet, it's over the photo of my wife and children.
One time in school, some kid left his computer on during lunch break. Without hesitation, I searched up “furry hentai”, found the worst image I could find, and made it his desktop background. I also hid several other pictures in various folders just for the hell of it.
#funny #joke #computer #background
For days now, I sit in front of my notebook because I am too lazy to do something else. I even slept in front of my computer the other night, only because I didn't want to walk to my desk the next day.
I told one of my colleague that our boss spys on us via spy software and that he could see everything we do on our computers. It's not true but I just wanted her not to be that lazy. She's chatting with her friends all day long and I have to do the whole work.
I used the computer of my brother and accidentally deleted all of his movies (no porn!), music, images and photos. He doesn't know I used it because he's at work right now but when he comes home and he finds out about he, he's going to kill me! I turned the computer off and fled from the crime scene.
If he asks me, I was in my room all day. Pssst!
#computer #brother #movies #music #images #deleted #confession
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