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I’ve decided to cool off, & forgive my roommates for watching me as I slept. They saw me naked, including my big penis. They liked to eavesdrop & watch me. I’m old; and would rather stick to dealing with covid, & improving social justice. TV & laughing is more fun for me. They started waking me up. Emotions started getting hot. But we talked about it and agreed. They will respect my privacy, & leave me alone. I don’t want to play in their games. I’d rather watch TV, than play mental chess with them. They agreed to let me spend my days sleeping & watching TV. Everyone is happier that way. I’ll let them bother other people. They’ll let me sleep. Now everything is cooling off between us, and I’m cool as ice. I’ll be nice as an angel if they leave me alone. I prefer to be nice anyways, its my natural state as long as people don’t wake me up while I’m trying to sleep. I’ll admit I’m vain, and thought I was cute. But I’m too old to dance now. Time to lay down and take a nap.


#sleep   #hot   #cold   #forgiveness   #naked   #penis  


My husband's dad visits. My husband goes to work. It's early, super cold, and dad is up looking for more blankets. I yell at him to get in my bed and I'll keep him warm. And from there it went too far. Unintentionally we ended up fucking and spent all day just having great sex. I wish he would have taught his son a thing or two about pleasing a woman.


#cold   #sex   #fuck   #husband   #dad  


I pulled a rather nasty joke on my brother...
Recently the temperature's have falling quite a bit where I live. At night, we have sub zero temperatures.
My brother was at his girlfriend's house for the last few days, so me and a friend of mine decided to prank him.
He has a big waterbed in his room and he always likes to tell me that he loves his bed more than me.
So, we decided to open all 3 windows in his room and turn off the radiator.
As I said, it gets really fucking cold at night. He was gone for two more days and when he came home, he found one big bloc of ice in his room aka his former bed.
I am sorry bro that you had to sleep on the couch for 4 days straight until your bed has thawed.


#bed   #water   #cold   #freezing   #prank   #joke   #funny   #brother  


Was biking along the road on an evening. It was in January and therefore pretty cold. I was driving home from gym when I suddenly heard strange noises. Like there was someone screaming and squeeking or something. Because it was already getting dark, I hurried to look around and found a dog on the roadside, bound to a fence. He already looked very tired and exhausted and I guess he has been there for a while.
Then I noticed a car which was approaching us, so I hid behind a tree because I didn't want anyone to see me and think I bound that dog to that fence. The car passed, I was happy that no one saw me, I got on my bike and drove home. It took me a while before I realised I left the dog in his terrible position without helping him but I was almost at home and it had got dark, so I went home.

I don't know what happened to the dog but I feel terrible. Please please dear god, I really hope someone else helped the poor guy...
I confess I am an asshole.


#january   #cold   #dog   #fence   #asshole   #tree   #roadside  


My new roommate is making me sick. Endless animals messing up allergies. Waking up to low 60’s temps cause they keep turning off heat.


#cold   #sick  


I am sick right now, got a cold and I just feel terrible.
Got a bad nasal congestion and I have to sneeze every few minutes. It's just disgusting, I need around 5 tissues in half an hour, I always use them until they are really wet and full with snort. But because I am not able to stand up at the moment (I feel very weak), I throw the tissues out of my window, which is right next to my bed. Those tissues land in the garden of my neighbour, I hope he will forgive me.


#sick   #cold   #nasal   #congestion   #disgusting   #sneeze   #tissue  


When my friends grandma (I also knew her quite a bit) died I felt nothing, I only felt guilty for not feeling bad. But I shrugged it off as she was only my parents friend.

That was a while ago, but I still felt nothing when our beloved dog died, my grandma died and when my childhood friend died; and he was only 20. I feel wrong for not feeling bad, but it's not like I can make myself sad. WTF is wrong with me?

And yes I know my secret isn't as good as others, I'm a boring person.


#cold   #death   #gradma   #friends  


I always objectify people at rate them. i have no empathy.


#crazy  


I (female) found out three years ago that my ex boyfriend was cheating on me. Because he didn't know I found out, we met on that evening like every evening. I asked him about it and he said he was faithful.
As soon as he fell asleep, I got my cold wax strips out of my bag and stuck them everywhere, where he had hair; privat parts, head, back and on the chest. Then I left.
I haven't heard from him since.


#cold   #wax   #strips   #revenge   #ex   #cheat   #unfaithful  


Because I had a cold the last few days I didn't shower. But I had to drive my kids to school nevertheless and I had still some tasks to do. So I took my youngest boy (5 months old) and drove off to buy food. The only thing I could think of while in the store was a hot shower and I decided to drive home quickly to get one.

I bought all the stuff we needed and drove home. In the car on my way home I was sure I forgot something but I just couldn't find out what it was. At home, I immediately hopped under the shower and then I remembered!
I left my little son at the supermarket!!

I got back to the store and indeed, I left my son in his maxi cosi at the cash desk....

I know it's no excuse but I was very sick and I haven't slept for a few days. I can't tell you how sorry I am and this will not every happen again...

I want to confess that I am a terrible mother.


#mother   #bad   #terrible   #cold   #sick   #shower   #kids   #forget   #son   #supermarket   #store   #confession   #sin   #despair  



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