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My girlfriend's father thinks I am going to church every Sunday. That was a necessary lie I had to tell for him to trust and like me. He is a very religious man and I thought the best thing to do is tell him I am too.But I am not. Not at all. My girlfriend doesn't know either! I am sure she wouldn't approve lying to her father about something like that. So I tell her as well that I am at church at Sundays. We live 50 miles away from each other so that's not a problem.In reality, I'll lie in bed, just turn off my phone and watch some stupid videos online.I really enjoy this time because I do not have to think about anything or anyone. I thought about telling them that I am going to the evening mass on Thursdays as wel just to have a few hours for myself. Maybe masturbate, maybe watch a movie, maybe take a nice bath. That's my own holy time. I love my girlfriend but I like my alone time as well. 


#holy   #church   #lie   #mass   #confession   #fatherinlaw   #girlfriend   #oops  


I was drunk in church


#church   #drunk  


I (female) don't talk to my father for 2 years now. He such a greasy old man, I can't stand him. But what I found out a few days ago, gives me even more reason to hate him.
My parents often fight about different things but they are still married. After an argument, my father often disappears and went somewhere else. A few days ago, I got curious and followed him. After following him around for a couple of minutes, he stopped at the house of his colleague. She opened him the door and they kissed!!
I made a photo of it and sent it to our pastor. My parents are reputable people in our church and I guess my father won't be much longer in our parish council. I hope he also lose his job because of this affair.
And hopefully my mother will finally understand what an asshole he is.


#father   #church   #affair   #fight   #argument   #kiss   #pastor   #confession  


2 months ago, I left the church. After that, my phone fell into the toilet, I crashed my car, someone stole my purse, I have a nasty rash on my bum and I gained 3 pounds.
Now I'm thinking about going back in.


#church   #left   #phone   #toilet   #car   #purse   #rash  


I glued photos with pornographic content into the bible of my local church.


#porno   #photos   #church   #bible  


My advice to young people.
You will think having children is a great idea. But no matter how good a person you are; you can’t fix society. You can’t make the world safe. You can’t make people kind or get them to care.
As for marriage. Love is not enough. You & your spouse can completely love one another. But in-laws and stress will still almost certainly destroy your marriage. When it ends; your happy well adjusted children will emotionally fall apart.
As for Church. I’m very spiritual. I pray & know my Bible. I have lived a fairly clean life. But I never found solace in a Church. Just people trying to exclude others as they patted themselves on the back. Preachers trying to cheat on their wives and shake down members for every penny while they went on nice paid vacations. They’d spend an hour at a mission, then a week at a fancy resort.
I used to work with guys who just invested their $; stayed single, & enjoyed life. That’s probably the least emotionally painful way to live.
I used to try to talk young people out of suicide. It’s amazing how many were the children of Church members. They’d be gay or have a mental disability. The preacher & congregation would have these young people convinced God didn’t love them. Let me tell you; Churches are full of people lying; cheating; looking at porn; you name it.
Go to restaurants after Church let’s out. Unhappy rude people giving the wait staff a hard time, then barely tipping.
Oh I pray and can recite the Bible. But I try to live it rather than talk about it. I’m also a sinner & know it.


#church   #marriage   #divorce  


My (ex) fiancée and I are standing in the church. The minister asked me the final key question and I answered with "Well, not really."
My ex and her family hates me now. :-)


#ceremony   #wedding   #church   #minister  


A note about Churches. Don’t let them push you from God or Jesus.
The typical preacher; especially in the south & rural areas, is often one of the worst human beings in the entire building.
The congregation is mostly sinners. What you see in there is often a false face & the best they can do. Most use the Church as a social & potential economical networking site.
The preacher often is very concentrated on how to part you with your money.
Many preachers often uses the pulpit as a means to better their life; pursue sex with female members; even pursue sex with children.
Many preachers teach their own personal hate; such as trying to push the disabled out; spewing homophobic hate, etc.
So long as you go in there eyes wide open; and look at it as just a building full of very flawed sinners, you may find some good friends or a future spouse in there. Remember; you went there with hope in your heart, & you may find some others similar to you in there. If not, try another one. View them as restaurants. Keep shopping around till you find one you like. If the food or service starts dropping, just go looking for a better restaurant again.
View any Church that teaches God; Jesus; & the Bible in a similar fashion as a potential place to set on Sunday’s. So long as the quirks aren’t too much for you, you can adjust.
Good luck


#church   #faith  


I hate the Pope and the Catholic Church.


#hate   #pope   #catholic   #church  


I come from a very religious family and I have always been told that I MUST remain a virgin until I get married. Listening to all my friends talking about how great sex is and how much they want to have sex with this guy or that guy was just to much for me. I placed an ad on Craigslist and met this guy is and had sex for the first time in my life. No one knows what I did over the weekend and everyone thinks I'm still a good little girl and virgin. I live in Guatemala City and I would love to have sex again without anyone knowing about it. Oh by the way I was 42 when I lost my virginity


#virgin   #sex   #unaware  


I'm 20 years old. I live on my own. My mom is very sick and is in a nursing facility. I work at a church part time and at the nursing home mom is in full time. Three women who have pretty much adopted me are active members of the church I work at are very much involved in my life. I feel like I'm living two different lives. I am a lesbian but need the income from the church and to scared to tell the three ladies about my sexual orientation. So my best friends and work friends know that's it. Once I graduate I might tell them but I plan on moving before that ever happens. I can't move until my mom passes away. I feel like I'm an awful person because I can truly be myself then and that's exciting but not until the person I love the most has passed away.


#lesbian   #church   #family  



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